This orchard of dandelions was founded in 1987 and named in 20XX
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america’s favorite eboy
I can’t believe Schlatt just pointed a gun to my head and forced me to draw a furry
Slimecicle : what do you guys wanna eat
Schlatt : thē Ş໐นlŞ ໐f thē iຖຖ໐¢ēຖt
Traves : bagel
Schlatt : ŋơ
Traves : two bagel
idk i just wanted to do something with bee and puppycat color palette bro
Giving this art account thing another old college try! Probably won’t last long, I swear I need some help saying motivated when it comes to posting but it just doesn’t exist. Anyways yeah getting back into it with Wilbur and Puppyschlatt cause I’m sad. (Also if this posts twice I apologize, could’ve swore I posted this already then I check and it was gone so???)
draw shdsdhlatt 🐏!!!!!
for you baby gorilla 🦍😳💖
(im open for dream smp requests!)
If Schlatt wrote a book what would the title be
maybe the only way to get rid of schlatt is to play stal on repeat and never stop
INVEST IN SCHLATTCOINS OR I MAKE YOU ❤❤
President Jschlatt and Vice President Crumb! best presidents to ever exist!!!
who let this man be a king
bonus image:
leave nice tags on ur reblogs please :]
this is too fuckin funny for me not to post here
filipino translation: "so you like tiktok huh bro" ; "tite" means dick
I forgot to post this yesterday. I playing geoguessr whilst watching techno's stream yesterday and this was my first location. I lit killed myself laughing and thought I should share.
thinking ab,,, jschaltt killing tubbo in front of tommy and wilbur,,, wilbur having to hold back tommy as he yells and crys,,, trying to attack schaltt,, and michelle by sir chloe plays,,
Bruh what if Schlatt was battling some inner demons and just, its him vs Tubbo. Tubbo has Schlatt defeated.. Almost.. And then...
"They taunted me. They stood among themselves in power. They treated me like I was nothing. They pity me.. And for what? Because I don't have the things they do? I don't have the power status they do?!.."
And he just, Schlatt falls to his knees, Tubbo holding the sword up to his neck.. Watching as tears roll down Schlatt's face.
"... I never wanted this. I never wanted... I only wanted to feel the way they did. I wanted to feel power... I wanted to matter."
He just, stares up at Tubbo, giving a broken smile.
"I wanted to be just like them... Just like him."
And cue Schlatt reaching his hand out to Tubbo.. Because he sees Tubbo as Dream in that moment.
"... Aren't I just like him?"
local goatman destroyed election after unbanned
Jschlatt is actually 3 little rams in a trench coat, wearing a fake mustache, a NY yankees cap and timbs
That's why is so tall and has multiple personality
4 am sketches before i pass out and lose this train of thought. anyways, OTGW POG LET’S GO
my brain went; well, horns aint that far off from antlers- ooPS IT’S OCTOBER MIGHT AS WELL-
okay, let's talk about Schlatt's death
it was sad
imagine Jschlatt, drunk and crying, punching fundy in the chest because he believed that at least he would be on his side, surrounded by his citizens, all traitors who want him dead and he knows that everything is lost, and he drinks, he drinks until he feels his chest hurts and he doesn't stop. sliding down the wall of the old van, he looks one last time at all the familiar faces and realizes how nobody seems to care, nobody tries to help, everyone looks at him with a mixture of anger, disgust and even pity. soon he no longer has the strength to curse, so he just mumbles while drinking and lets the tears flow free.
a sharp pain hits his chest and he knows it is the end. and in the back of his mind he thinks: a pathetic way to die for a pathetic man
the hitman and the businessman
its lowkey inspired by the unexpected techno visit on the tekkit server
also i absolutely adore their friendship