Regulus Is Pissing Me Off Bc He's Unreliable Af And Fucking Repressed At That So I Cant Write About What

I pickled the blorbos. They get separate jars bc I'm evil like that

If you hate Lily Evans you will die and go to hell

I don’t know how to explain my chronically online-ness to real life people. Like yeah Sarah, sorry i couldn’t FaceTime with you before i fell asleep, i don’t sleep until four and drink copious amounts of caffeine because I’m reading stories about harry potters dad and harry potters dad’s best friends brother fucking, also harry potters mum is in love with luna Lovegoods mother :)

Nothing, just me using any and all words to avoid using the word “said” twice after dialogue, nothing, just me writing Barty chortles, slamming his hand on the cot Chortles. Fucking chortles

“Jegulus, dorlene, pandalily, wolfstar, roskiller+ ect would never happen!!”

obviously not….? These are WIZARDS we are talking about?

do you know what wouldnt happen in real life? Remus being a fucking warewolf?

do you know what wouldnt happen in real life??Them going to a literal fucking magic school!😭

Love love love

Pandora Lovegood who has her own little farm in her garden at home

She's so self sufficient and gifts lily baskets of fruits and pies she loves all homegrown and homemade

Guys I just spent the last ten minutes crying over a edit of thresh and rue paralleling reaper and dill. Like I’m genuinely stricken by grief at these children who I knew would die, dying. I am NOT okay do NOT contact me for a least the next 24 hours or I’ll cry.

Sirius: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Remus: baby, I’d make you a lovely little enclosure with all the dirt and compose you’d ever want. I’d hold you and take you places in my pocket and kiss you good night. I’d—. . .

vs

Remus: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Sirius: *thinks* yeah, I’d fuck a worm

Remus: *looks at the camera like in the office*

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James: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Regulus: it depends… were you always a worm or were you transfigured into one? The former, no, we’d never have met. The latter, then yes, and I’d figure out how to turn you back.

vs

Regulus: would you still love me if I was a worm?

James: yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Barty: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Evan: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you

vs

Evan: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Barty: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you

(bc they’re both batshit insane)