Im No Boobologist But Ill Take A Look

GIRLS! THEY LIKE ABBA!

Someone asked for marylily and tbh i see them more as friends but i still think is cute.

what day is it

i want what they have

bella saying in the newest interview with british gq that pedro is like a father to them. oh i’m about to jump out of the window

Dude I heard we are gonna Relativity our falls?

incredibly glad im out of my migraine era

Fighting ancient curses (I’m having a migraine)

cuz were boyfrengirlfren

Listen. Ken does not say “cause we’re boyfriend and girlfriend”. Ken says “cause we’re boyfriend girlfriend” like an eight year girl who is so excited about this development in her story that she is skipping over words.

is this anything

spencer reid is so baby girl

I locked my crush’s little brother in the trunk of a car which I then proceeded to almost set on fire. AITA?

I (18m) took my crush’s (18m) little brother (16m) and locked him in the trunk of a car I was about to destroy. He seems kinda pissed? I feel like I was pretty obviously just doing it to flirt w him. Acts of service are my love language he should look it up. Also it was the 4th of July so it was a special occasion (perfect season for family based threats). People keep telling me that it was a “crime” and I should be in “federal prison” for “kidnapping ” and “arson”. I thought it was romantic. AITA?

Think about this most days. God gives his most emotionally attached soldiers his shittiest cover art