“with My Memory Restricted To A Polaroid In Evidence”

I locked my crush’s little brother in the trunk of a car which I then proceeded to almost set on fire. AITA?

I (18m) took my crush’s (18m) little brother (16m) and locked him in the trunk of a car I was about to destroy. He seems kinda pissed? I feel like I was pretty obviously just doing it to flirt w him. Acts of service are my love language he should look it up. Also it was the 4th of July so it was a special occasion (perfect season for family based threats). People keep telling me that it was a “crime” and I should be in “federal prison” for “kidnapping ” and “arson”. I thought it was romantic. AITA?

when noah czerny said “i’m tired of decaying” i really felt that.

I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me

damn you colleen hoover stans

zlibrary gone... FUCK TIKTOK FUCK BOOKTOK I hope that app burns in hell

me and fleabag are the same in the sense that shes got an audience in her head that she talks to all the time.

the main difference is that my audience is not real

i know what you are

“my favorite harry potter movie is the prisoner of azkaban” i know who you are.

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"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

Happy birthday to my favourite disowned Black family member < 3