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cuz were boyfrengirlfren

Listen. Ken does not say “cause we’re boyfriend and girlfriend”. Ken says “cause we’re boyfriend girlfriend” like an eight year girl who is so excited about this development in her story that she is skipping over words.

the details😽😽😽

An important message from Joel and Ellie.

is everyone in the uk severely mentally ill?

xboygeniusx: number 1 in the uk hun

does anypony even give a fuck

i need remus lupin to pull me out of the trenches

Giving depressed failure vibes today

i promise i would never buy you a collen hoover book babe

more modern!ellie headcanons

a/n: just a little something... as always AI AUDIOS AT THE END... replies and reblogs are appreciated

ellie is a complete night owl

like you actually are concerned about when she sleeps

if you have an early morning class together she is always running late

or just doesn't show up so you would have to call her and wake her up

"hey baby, what's up i just woke up"

"ellie, class is about to start."

"oh shit, we have class today?"

she would sit next to you in any class you shared and scribble little doodles over to you

or communicate with you through notes

ellie hates going out in public but she loves going with you to do your errands

you're going grocery shopping? ellie is there

you need to find new shoes? she is there

barnes and noble? she would probably be there before you

she likes to do this thing where she will pick out a book for you and you will pick out a book for her and you will sit in the back and spend your day reading together

sometimes she hates the books you pick out for her

"ugh, another colleen hoover book? i gave you a cool book and you give me colleen fucking hoover?"

"little women is cool?"

"i can't believe you just said that."

if you two are out in public together she likes to pretend that the two of you are a married couple

like for example if you're at the cash register and she brings an item up to you and asks if she could get it

"no ellie, put that back."

she would turn to the cashier and say something like "what the wife says, goes... am i right?"

even when she's not with you and she's out drinking at the bar with dina and jesse she would randomly be like, "the wife's not gonna like this one" and take another shot

or when she buys you lingere that is obviously not for her she would be like, "you know what they say, 'happy wife, happy life'"

ellie is really not a social person either

unless she is a few drinks deep which leads us to... drunk!ellie

drunk ellie is soooooo clingy and sentimental

not that she isn't regularly, she's just way more affectionate when drunk

her usual comments would be like, "you're so lucky i love you so much..." or "you're so cute when you're not patronizing me..."

but her drunk? "i think you're the best thing to have happened to me, please never leave me."

"being in love with you is all that matters to me right now... take your clothes off."

she's always touching you in some way if she's drunk

if she's drunk at dinner and she's next to you, her hand in on your thigh or her head is resting on your shoulder

if she's drunk at a party, her hands are on your waist at all times whether she's dancing with you or talking to others

she just wants to be around you

she also can't sleep without you if she's drunk

you would be trying to put her to bed and she would just grab your wrist and mutter a, "please stay"

ellie always orders something you like so you can pick off of her plate

"you want some, baby? i knew you were going to ask for some anyways."

she's always thinking of you

when she sees little trinkets she's like "aw my girlfriend would love this."

or when she sees someone trip in public she's like "i wish my girlfriend was here, i know she'd die laughing."

ellie reads you books so you can sleep

if she knows you had a particularly rough day she will be like, "you okay, babe? want me to read you something?"

and then your climbing in her bed and resting your head in the crook of her neck as she reads to you

she will send you a picture of any animal she sees on the street

loves getting you things because she loves your reaction to gifts

... the two of you study by getting to take an article of clothing off each time you get something right

let's just say you pass most of your tests

ai audios:

extras:

what the wife says, goes

happy wife happy life

the wife's not gonna like this one

you want some baby?

“i you rewrite your life can i still play a part”

wtf lucy u evil lady why are u doing this to me

i personally started taking meds for them to stop, but for some people i think they just go away after a while. i really hope they stop for you because ur absolutely right they suck🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

Fighting ancient curses (I’m having a migraine)

how bout we just start pretending jkr doesn’t exist😽😽

incredibly glad im out of my migraine era

Fighting ancient curses (I’m having a migraine)

I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me

i feel like such a basic bitch being in love w timothee chalamet but hes just so gorg

babe i fucking could

James “Who could ever leave me, darling? But who could stay?” Potter

an icon

Holy shit…I just realized the meaning behind AJ’s shirt! This was taken a few weeks after AJ was fired from Criminal Minds. Their reasoning behind her firing was “creative reasons” hence AJ’s shirt that says in quotations marks “creative reasons”… This is the greatest thing ever 

college dealer!ellie au’s are like a gift sent straight from god I’m telling u

just because I said maybe you should come over (college ellie williams x reader)

college!au ellie williams x fem reader

synopsis- you can't sleep and invite your girlfriend(?) over, she obviously says yes. p.s. this is my first real post lol not proofread srry and reader has no roommate

cw: swearing, sexual themes (no smut tho) ,fluffyyy!!

You rolled around in your sheets, but your mind wouldn't shut off, thoughts of your day with ellie swirled in your head. She was so gorgeous when you first met her in your shared class you could barely even talk. Now you'd been on two dates, you'd kissed a few time and such.... She was really funny and had had basically taken over the entirety of your thoughts.

In a moment of impulsivity you decided to text her, even though it was 1 am you figured she'd still be awake, her being quite a night owl.

Hey, are you up?

After a few minutes your phone vibrated.

yeah.. why are you up? are you alright?

i'm alright:)

just can't sleep, would be better if u were here lol

You imedeitely regretted saying such a thing because she stopped typing, fuck. i should not have said that, were taking things slow, i was keeping things chill, cool, normal, unserious.

After a few minutes you were literally going crazy, why was she not answering she could a least say something funny like "yeah lol probably would be ;)" but nope, nothing.

Soon enough it was 1:27am and still nothing so you tried to finally go back to sleep again. But it was actually worse now then it was 40 minutes ago. Until you heard a really loud knock on your door, probably waking up your next door neighbor, the dorm wall were really thin. Who the fuck would be at your door at this hour, unless they had the wrong place (unfortunately not the first time in sucha large dorm complex).

You swiftly grabbed the giant water bottle next to your bed incase you were in need of knocking someone over the head. You went up to the door, that unfortunately did not have a peephole so you could secretly look out as who was there.

So you opened it.

And there she was Ellie was at your fucking door in plaid pajama pants and a red long sleeve top . (shes so hot omg)

"hey" she said

"what the hell are you doing her?" you returned.

"Jesus, your the one who said it would be better this way y/n" she looked slightly taken aback.

"Sorry thats not what i meant, els. come in please"

She walked through the frame and you shut the door behind her.

"what I meant is its nearing 2 in the morning, and your not, you know... in your bed."

She started smirking a little and you could tell that the teasing for your most recent text would begin in 3, 2, 1...

"Seems thats not what you wanted, based on the pick me boy shite text you sent me very recently. huh?"

Yuck, she was right.

"sorry I think my lack of sleep has deluded me into thinking we're like more than we are or whatever. its stupid, i'm sorry" is all you could think of saying

"No, don't be sorry, I'd literally drive all night if you really wanted me to be here with you" she responded and it seemed really genuine. You could see a slight blush rising in her cheeks.

"ohhh really..." you joked.

"really" she replied softly walking closer towards you before moving her hand to the back of you neck and leaning in to kiss you. It was one of those really smiley kisses where your teeth may almost clash. You could taste toothpaste on her tongue as if she had already been fully ready for bed before her arrival.

Your heart was definitely beating faster than usual.

You were the first to pull away, unfortunately.

"you're already here so it seems only right that I invite you to stay"

"didn't you already do that?" she laughs, she had a truly beautiful laugh.

"shut up" you said gaily. (get it gay-ly, sorry)

You moved to your bed, just laid there together, as if it was a normality, like if wasn't the first time. It was comfortable silence, until ellie told some stupid joke that made you guys laugh for what seemed like ages. Then you fell into one of the easiest and peaceful sleeps you'd had in forever. It was nice, because she was there.

i want what they have

bella saying in the newest interview with british gq that pedro is like a father to them. oh i’m about to jump out of the window

and id love her even more for ittt😋

ellie listens to paramore and that’s canon.

give bella ramsey their emmy RIGHT NOW!!!

spot the difference

A QUICK PSA BECAUSE SOME OF YOU CANT GET IT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING HEAD

percy hynes white is a disgusting and vile person. he is an extremely poor excuse of a human being.

there is an overwhelming amount of proof (which is fucking infuriating. there is so much it’s sickening) that ranges from being an sa apologist to being racist.

these girls have come forward, shared their stories— that probably resurfaced horrific memories might i add, and all some of you can do is acuse them of lying? all because this perfect image you had for a white man was ruined? please get your head out of his ass.

your words and reactions to his allegations are the reason why victims “take so long to speak up”. you continue to push fear onto them to the point where they have to watch their offenders gain followers and platforms they do not deserve while they sit in silence, carrying their pain as the other succeeds. you should be disgusted with yourself.

anyone defending percy will have their comment deleted and will be blocked because i really do not have the peace or time to argue with pathetic losers on this site. bye!

starting season 16 of criminal minds😽

you guys have to be nice to me because nobody has ever told me i’ve bewitched them body and soul

im like when a girl consumes too much media but doesnt have enough real life interactions