An Match Of Intellect Between The Turk's Dumbest Member Vs Soldier's Dumbest?

An match of intellect between the Turk's dumbest member vs Soldier's dumbest?

I'm swapping dumb for naive, because lbr the level of intelligence it takes to be a SOLDIER or a Turk is unmatched.

Tseng: Alright. I've got a stack of question cards. I'll read the question, whoever hits the buzzer first and answers correctly gets a point. Clear?

Zack & Reno: Yes!

Tseng: Good. Question one—

*Reno hits the buzzer*

Tseng: I haven't read it yet.

Reno: Yeah, but I got the vibe. The answer is cheese.

Tseng: I will stab you in the neck with this question card.

Reno:

Tseng: ...Starting over. Question one—What materia—

*BZZT!*

Zack: Fire!

Tseng: Correct.

Reno: HUH!? He just guessed!

Zack: Gut instinct, man. Years of SOLDIER training.

Tseng: Next question—Who—

*BZZT!*

Reno: Sephiroth!

Tseng: ⏤was the founder of Shinra Electric Power Company?

*Zack hits the buzzer*

Zack: Sephiroth!

Tseng: Forgive my language, by why the fuck would Sephiroth found the Shinra Electric Power Company?

Zack: Wasn't he involved at least? Dude's been here since forever.

Reno: Maybe he got bored one day and was like "You know what this world needs? More electricity!" Then BAM, Shinra was born!

Tseng: He was literally raised IN a Shinra lab.

Reno: Why are we dismissing time travel?

Tseng: BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FUCKING—*Tseng takes a deep breath*—because it doesn't exist, Reno. Now, moving onto the next question. Suppose our fellow operative suffers a mental breakdown while on a mission, expresses intent to harm others, and plans to commit arson—what are the correct procedures?

*A portal rips open mid-air. Time traveler Cloud steps out, wordlessly hands Zack a folded paper, then disappears back into the portal as if this is completely normal*

*Zack unfolds the paper, scans it, then calmly hits the buzzer*

Zack: You beat his ass.

Tseng: