Help Me I Managed To Get Her Phone Help Me Please Im In A Basement I Haven’t Had Food In Weeks And

sometimes i think of 5th grade me and how hurt she was and how much i hate her and how she is stillme and how i love her so much and then i cry

must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???

i think it shld be more widespread for ppl to read aloud to each other as a means of spending time together. like even just a bunch of adults sitting together reading wikipedia articles or something

am i the only one wha had a homoerotic friendship with a girl, used to get butterflies in my stomach just thinking of her, had imagined all these cute scenarios in my head but irl both are very distant and awkward and there’s this elephant in the room whenever we talk and so we just move away and there’s this dejection that crushes your soul but this just would not have happened if i hadn’t lived for the hope of it all or just would have communicated clearly.

social experiment time! reblog this & put in the tags:

what medium you first experienced hitchhiker's guide in,

what language you first experienced it in, and

if it was an audioless/text-based medium (eg books, game, graphic novels) how did you first think to pronounce Zaphod's name?

i just cut an emo fringe and i feel like a god

i love how most girlbloggers are super into self care yet simultaneously love destroying themselves

I need peeps on tumblr to think i’m cool so hi

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