You Know What's Better People With Swords On Dragons.

I forget that I speak the English language a lot so I'mma just stare at people until my brain stop rebooting

Me watching the live show of fob: where is Joe. Where is fuckin Joe. WHERE DID YOU HIDE JOE!?! WHO THE FUCK IS THAT. THAT AINT JOE. WHERE IS JOE???

The tags are everything I know. I am sharing this with every single one to try and spread the word.

Child it's 2 am

I am not dealing with another crisis today

Me: wow i am so aroace 

My brain: OR ARE YOU

If you ever think that your memory is bad. I once had to look up how to find the are of a rectangle but I have a playlist with all of my liked songs on Spotify and within the first 10 seconds I can identify what the song is.

Sometimes I forget stuff. Whether it's my phone or the fact that I have a sister. I usually forget stuff.

But my in vine's name do I remember every single thing I did in 2 weeks 4 years ago, BUT NOT REMEMBER WHAT MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO DO 5 MINUTES AGO.

Brain you are seriously fucked up

Robin Williams wins

All the Presidents of the United States are resurrected in the far future with their last memory being at the point of their death but in refreshed, youthful bodies. They’re dumped on a planet where they are told they must kill each other, Hunger Games style, until only one survivor remains…

These two girls are asleep on the bus on our way to a basketball game and-

I ship them

A band needs a slut on bass to have any modicum of success

Do you ever just....

🏳‍🌈gay🏳‍🌈

Donald Trump can kiss my ass and suck my dick

DOWN WITH SOCIETY

✨FUCK LIFE✨

✨FUCK YOU✨

Ahhhhhhhhh

Wtf is going on?!?!??

You know?