“There Are No Female Aliens In Our Game Because We Don’t Know How To Make A Female Version Of This

I believe in you who believes in me Let’s soar even higher with our beautiful wings (twt)

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

Two Women Kissing in Nature (b. 1859)

— by Georges Rochegrosse

tag yourself i’m hazmat suit

happy pride month to one of my favorite straight guys. like top ten at least

Being top ten straight guy to the gays:

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)