Wish We Had More Internal Organ Emojis

lol I guess. AU things

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

does he know

I’m like 99% sure I have some kind of learning disability because words hard. But like reading them. Me and a friend are working on a slideshow for our honors history final and in the time I’ve made 1 slide she’s made like 5 because I physically could not read the article I was using as a source.

And it isn’t like this is the first time it’s happened. This girl letting me copy her work is the ONLY reason I’m passing that class. Mostly because the class is literally everything I was moved out of regular history last year. Last year regular history was all physical paperwork and stuff and honors was mostly quick presentations you made in like 15 and then presented (it was also usually in groups so I usually just let them make the slides and then I presented because I actually like talking in front of people). But this year honors history is all physical work from the books and this is only the 3rd presentation we’re doing.

English class is also my enemy. And biology. But the biology teacher is my old soccer coach so he’s a little bit easier on my because I’m one of his “special kiddos”. The English teacher however has this savior complex thing going on where she’s all like “I wanna help you find ways to want to learn” and “I just know you can do so much better if you just tried a bit more” and other typical copy paste teacher wanting to help the neurodivergent kid stuff like that.

But I’m also like 90% sure she bumped my grade up no reason because like a month ago I was failing her class and now I have a C? Like I’m not complaining but also I didn’t do anything. Pity points I guess

This is what the aromantic flag stands for btw (sources: dude trust me)

This is cinema actually

how many boobs am i allowed to give before it explodes

My girlfriend doesn’t remember this but the way we started dating is quite literally an enamies to friend to lovers pipeline.

Said pipeline goes as follows

In 6th grade math class we had to do an assignment with a partner and my favorite person happened to be in that class so obviously I was gonna pair up with her, but she had decided to do it with somebody else instead. My autistic 11 year old self thought of this as a rejection and so I didn’t bother trying to find somebody else to partner up with.

Well doing the assignment myself wasn’t an option for some reason so the teacher tried to pair me up with the only other kid that didn’t have a partner. But because this person wasn’t me favorite person I couldn’t work with them. So I threw a fit and was sent to the little side room that the classroom had to fill out a “green sheet” (basically a behavior sheet).

So I did that and then sulked under the table because what else was I to do. About half way through the class the teacher being the kid in with the paper and leaves us to it. Despite how much I hated it I worked with my now mortal enemy (at least in my mind) to complete the paper. At the end of class we leave and go about our lives (and the teacher ripped up the green sheet so like what was even the point of having me do it wtf miss Gardner)

I ignore the kid in the halls because I am incapable of letting go of anything and for some reason I saw the fact that the teacher forced us to work together as their fault. Covid hits, school closes, Covid more or less ends, school reopens and the kid is in my choir class.

Time has passed so I’m more or less Indifferent to their existence in my space. My friends become friends with them tho so over the course of a month or so I become friends with them. Then in November my boyfriend at the time tells me that my now girlfriend has a crush on me. My bf was poly and so our relationship was kind of an open deal so after class I decided to ask the person about it.

WELL APPARENTLY WHILE I HAD MY HEADPHONES IN BEFORE TALKING TO THEM ABOUT IT THEY STRAIGHT CONFESSED TO ME AND I JUST DIDNT HEAR IT. SO HERE I AM LIKE AN ASSHOLE LIKE A MINUTE AFTERWARDS GOING “hey so, Kodi said you have a crush on me. Is that true?” AND THIS ABSOLUTE SAINT JUST GOES “yeah. I just told you that”

So anyways like the idiot who didn’t know I was aromantic yet I was at the time I asked them if they wanted to date. They say yes, we start dating, a year later she tells me she’s trans, nada bing bada boom I have a girlfriend with a gorgeous flower name (Dahlia), she has a fucking idiot as a partner and life’s all good.

Then I decided to tell my best friend (the favorite person from 6th grade the worked with somebody else forcing me to work with my now gf [thanks Janie couldn’t have done it without you]) about the whole story and this mf says “oh so like real life enemies to lovers. Your love story is a fanfic trope”.

And oh my god.

I both hate and love that fact with all my heart

(Dahlia my love if you see this I’m sorry I was such a cunt in 6th grade)

This is a reference from “avatar: last airbender’, when uncle Iroh redirects lightning. Since they gave movie sonic lightning to show his powers/chaos energy, I thought it would be cool to have shadow redirect it when sonic loses his cool haha. ⚡️