It’s Always This Or Improper Use Of (x), My Personal Favorite Was Improper Use Of A Squirrel. Not Because

It’s always this or improper use of (x), my personal favorite was improper use of a squirrel. Not because it was hot but because it was funny. My only introduction to furry smut ever. I think I read it somewhere reposted from a dildo website imma be real. The reader I believe was an actual bear or smth. Very funny tbh

tiktok is so funny a video will say "tell me your most unhinged fave fanfic tags in the comments" and ppl will be like "omg dont hate me but....dacryphilia 🫣" girl first of all men crying gets everyone hard Second of all

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“You went thru a trans phase” no I went through a time where I was a man. A boy if you will. Now I am older. The time has changed. I am now sad pomegranate metaphors and the gender of whatever will and Hannibal got going on. I am violence. That’s my gender. Not because I’m inherently masculine now, but because I am wrath. If asked to describe how I feel, I must call myself divine wrath.


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Just went to bjj for the first time after a three week break and got my ass kicked. MY ENTIRE CLASS IS 140-160lb MEN IM A FUCKING 125lb BIO CHICK IM GONNA DIE 😭😭


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To me, Chappell Roan isn’t my vibe. I don’t like her, I don’t rock with her, I don’t really fuck with her music, some songs are good. But I don’t think it’s fair to discredit her and villainize her. I don’t dislike her because she’s gay or whatever, I dislike her because I don’t like the media diva thing. Whatever, it’s part of her brand, that’s fine. But what’s not okay is to publicly shame, disrespect, and discredit her. You might not like her, but you owe it to her to leave her alone. Not because she’s a star or because she’s special, but because she’s human.

it's so crazy to me how within the space of a year the internet's 'widespread' opinion of chappell roan has swung from admiration of an outspoken and refreshing new performer to huge hate trains whenever she so much as breaths. nothing has changed with her as a person, she is still projecting the exact same messages she always did, and yet comparing comments now to a year ago really highlights how active misogyny and homophobia are within media spaces. it's like 'ok, we let a gay woman get too big, how do we tear her down and black her out of these spaces?'. every single thing she says is twisted when before it was a breath of fresh air, now even what she wears is being torn apart instead of being revolutionary - the u-turn is giving me whiplash. and people wonder why we don't have more gay women in the media when men who have done far, far worse are never exposed to this kind of mass villainization

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This was sex

Yaoi Blood Type Metaphor…

yaoi blood type metaphor…

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“When you sit there, acting like you know me, acting like you only brought me here to get below me.” Is such a banger lyric and I CAN believe it came from my goat vessel Marie token


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dying to be held tenderly and treated like im the sweetest most precious thing in the world

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I’m so obsessed with this thankuuuu

How do you feel about the dragonfruit dragon from build a bear?

How Do You Feel About The Dragonfruit Dragon From Build A Bear?

OH MY GOSH HE'S SO CUTE

Also I actually already own a dragon fruit dragon plush!!! It's from the brand squishable and it's so cute and round

How Do You Feel About The Dragonfruit Dragon From Build A Bear?
How Do You Feel About The Dragonfruit Dragon From Build A Bear?
How Do You Feel About The Dragonfruit Dragon From Build A Bear?
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Congress

if 2024 sam wilson met 2014 sam wilson i fear it would be one of the funniest things ever

2024 sam: “so yeah, we help save the world and overcome many challenges as well as become captain america and go on to inspire millions despite the odds. also steve is lowkey dead and nat sacrificed herself”

2014 sam:

2014 sam: and the guy who ripped out the steering wheel on the highway?

2024 sam: congress

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