Minho: Describe Yourself In One Word

teacher: most kings in the past were bi

me, internally: don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it

me: same

Chan: What do you guys want?

Jisung: McDonald’s.

Felix: Wendy’s.

Changbin: Mexican?

Hyunjin: Chinese.

Minho: Death.

me: *defending lgbt rights*

someone: are you like gay or what?

me: i can defend their rights and still be straight fuck you

also me:

Bows dads: *name their son Bow*

Bow: *becomes an archer*

Bows dads:  

Happy Pride Month!!!

Finian: Girls are hot. Boys are hot. Why is everybody so hot???

Auri: Global warming.

holy shit

(this is from the official AT comics btw, Spooktacular 2017)

kai: are...are you saying you like me, or not?

adam: are YOU saying you like ME, or not?

kai: I’m saying I like you!

adam: well, then I’m saying I like YOU!

kai: Fine!

adam: FINE!! Then I guess we’re dating!

kai: FINE!!

adam: FINE!

One colour!

James Corden and Jimmy Fallon: We’re having a baby. 

Jimin: Oh, okay, that’s gr-

James *slamming down a pad of adoption papers*: It’s you. Sign here.