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Damian IS the best robin and deserves all love and attention, yall gotta learn that being a child prodigy assassin is HARSH 😔😔😔🙏🙏

Damian Wayne is the best Robin. Fight with the wall.

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Damian and Tim's relationship in a nutshell

Dinner Damian: "Drake, do you want me to Jump across this table? Because I don't have all day for this okay?!"

Tim: "You feelin' froggy? Leap" *Tim stands up waiting for him to actually do it* *Damian is on his last nerve* Damian: "Okay! well here I come"

*fights with Tim*

Jason: "My money is on Damian" Duke: "I'll bet on Tim"

Later Dick: "Stop it!" *enthusiasm noises* Dick: "Love each other!"

*sees them not cooperating* *pushes them together for a hug*

*backfires*

2 hours later Tim, grudgingly hugging Damian because Dick is present: "I'm sorry for being a dick."

Damian, forcibly hugging him and totally not clutching his back with his nails graving his back: "sorry for beating the shit out of you."

"Malk"

Jason: "Hey Damian, you got anything to drink?"

Damian: "Yeah, in the fridge." Dick: "Hey Jay- Uh- grab me a glass of malk"

Jason: "We don't have any 'malk' but I can get you some milk." Damian: "That's what he just said."

Dick: "Yeah I just want some malk." Jason: "No you're saying it wrong, you're saying 'MALK' like it's a disease."

Damian: "Haha, funny Todd, how do you say it?"

Jason: "I'm saying it the way, everyone ought to say it milk, M I L K."

Damian: "Right like 2 precent."

Dick: "Right whole malk."

Jason: "Nononono, say milkshake"

Dick: "Milkshake"

Jason: "Okay now say milk." Dick: "Malk."

Jason slaps his forehead Jason: "Are you hearing this?"

Damian: "Yeah, the man wants a glass of molk."

Jason: Jason: "Molk?!"

Damian: "Give him the molk Todd!" Bruce outa nowhere: "Damian, inside voices please."

Damian: Sighs "Sorry Father."

Dick: "JAY! POUR ME. A GLASS. OF MALK." Jason: "Why are you yelling at me??" Damian: "Just give him the freakin molk!" Jason: "You guys aren't even saying the same thing!"

Dick: "WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK, JAY." Jason: "No! your saying-"

Damian and Dick: "MaLkkk MaLkkk Malkkk"

Jason, on his last nerves: "..."

Dick: "Moaaaaaaaaaallkkkkkkkkkk" Jason: "SHUT UP"

Dick: ".."

Damian: "." Jason: "JUST SHUT UP"

Jason gets his gun out of his pocket and aims it at his forehead.

Damian: "Put it down, Todd!"

Gets his knife out ready to throw it

Dick proceeds to also get a gun out

Dick: "Don't do it Jay!" Jason: "You're gonna shoot me if I shoot myself?!" Jason: "That doesn't make any sense!"

Damian then aims his knife at his throat, while Dick aims his gun at his forehead.

Dick: "PUT THE GUN DOWN JAY." Damian: "PUT IT DOWN TODD." Jason: "PUT YOUR WEOPENES AWAY!" Jason: "I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF OVER THIS-" Dick: "YOUR LIKE A BROTHER TO ME"

scooter accident

Damian, has a bruised knee goes to Dick for "assistance": "Grayson, I have faallen off my scooter and require assistance" Dick: "Dami look at your knee it's bleeding"

Damian: "The pavement was the victim, I am the victor" Dick: "That's a pretty bad boo boo, just wait right here let me go get something okay"

Damian: "Bandage me in silk and I shall ride again!" Dick, now with bandages: "Ok, we have to clean it first" Damian: "whats that" dick: "hydrogen proxide it'll disinfect it"

damian: "dose it hurt"

dick: "no it won't hurt" damian: "promise?" dick: "okay a little" *dose the thingy* damian: *intensified screams* dick: "sorry i have to do this-" damian: "THE HORNETS OF HADES HATH DESCENDED UPON ME" Dick: "i had to dami"

damian: "i have smelted iron with titan's touch, and forged swords with chimeras flames!"

dick: "oh god" damian: "but never felt the basilik's sting like this!"

dick: "stings a little bit but it's not that bad" damian: "lay two tokens on my eyes for the ferrymen"

dick: "damian-"

damian: "im fading to elysium..i see pennyworth"

dick: "you just had to bring up alfred"

damian: "HE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL" Dick: "damian your being a little too dramatic."

Damian: "I.AM.THE DRAMA."

Dick: "do you want superman bandaid or batman bandaid" damian: "batman bandaid please."

Bruce: "I work alone." Jason: "'I WoRk AlOnE' My ass."

Jason: there is NOTHING I can’t do-

Tim: Kill the joker

Jason: YOURE A PIECE OF SHIT

tim: JUST SAY YOU CANT DO IT

Jason: I WONT

tim: You won’t say you can’t do it?!

*jason pulls out gun*

Jason: FUCK YOU TIM

Tim: FUCK YOU

*fight ensues w Jason throwing his gun in the floor and throwing hands w tim*

Gordon: "I hate to break it to you but I think your wards/team is dumb." Batman: "Dumb kids?" *Batkids doing random shit on another rooftop+choas* Batman: "Wait- Those are my dumb kids!"

In the many rare days of Jason visiting the manor, he pops in and out. One time Duke wanted to go get an errand, so Jason offered to lend a ride.. After errand, Jason goes "Hey kid how bout I teach you how to drive?" Duke: I'm underage man that didn't help, so duke was driving either way, back to the manor a cop pulls up Duke: Oh! Cops! switch. switch. jason: why are you panicking? Duke: Gotham cop sees a black dude driving a white dude's car without no license? I'm gonna be a hashtag by sundown he gets out his phone and leaves it out Jason: The hell you are doing? Duke: I'm not reaching in my pocket in front of a cop, thats the leading cause of death amongst African-american men the cop gets out, duke sees its a black cop from the window Duke: Hold up, wait- Yes! its a black cop jason: Its an emotional roller coaster with you Cop shows up, saying "You've been circling this parking lot for almost an hour, can i see your license?" duke: listen here bruh, i aint got that right now. You know how it is man cop: i aint even trippin' man Jason: Look officer i'm just teaching the kid how to drive cop: then im gonna need to see your license and registiration jason gives his license cop: your license expired 4 months ago jason: ..i'll make a call and get it renewed cop: No your over the age of 20 so you have to go to the DMV and take a driving test he says as he is writing a ticket Jason: what?? cop: and im confiscating your license jason: what?! cop: and im giving you this ticket jason: 250$ dollars?! cop: if you prefer i can impound your car duke: hey let him take the car man its cheaper than the ticket

Tim: "Statistically speaking, your 2-step plan won't work like my carefully planned 45 ste-"

Jason: "Statistically speaking, you're a dumbass."