Being An Ugly Girl With A Crush Feels Like Being A Sex Offender

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

literally insane to me that some bitch hasn’t wifey’ed me tf up yet. am i not hot enough (obviously i am), is my hair not silky enough (unlikely), are my eyes not big brown and wet enough (impossible), is my ass not fat enough (don’t make me laugh) so ?????

manifesting this year that some hot mf swoops in and pushes me against a wall (with love). bonus points if it’s a hot butch, mandatory that we get a little gay with it

Yes but I raise you that the edit actually doesn’t include any images of James Wilson in formal wear! Man is so sharp all the time but when he’s just chillin in his usual business attire…

I NEED an edit of james wilson to "sharp dressed man" by zz top

everytime I hear that song all I can think of is wilson

PLEASE GOD GIMME ONE CHANCE TO LOOK LIKE THIS ITS ALL I ASK

Sometimes I forget that I’m perceived in a certain way by others

Was watching The Birdcage w my parents (who perceive me as either a straight cis woman or possibly a cis lesbian) and so I forget that saying shit like “goddamn I wish I looked like Robin Williams in this movie” or “lmao so me” whenever Nathan Lane does something faggy is going to get an unpleasant reaction

But also Armand is so fine and I wish I had that much queer swagger but god nerfed me by making me afab and also an incel

did you know you can pull the strings out of your clothes and ruin them

are you 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

Does this answer your question:

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😩🫁😩🫄🏼

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Yeah. I think it does. 😼

I love having the resources to print a 30 page full color packet at home without worrying about the financial repercussions but then not having a FUCKING STAPLER

There’s a metaphor here somewhere I’m sure of it

Love when media will give a character a job that people usually structure entire shows/movies around (firefighter, doctor, lawyer, etc) but it is just so unessential to the plot and rarely brought up and is just a throwaway piece of info

Like yes ignore your job!!!! Slay queen!!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHH

hey bex! i'm writing hilson for your birthday rn hehe, as for requests... i've been thinking about house in drag lately... how about wilson seeing house at a pride event for the first time? how will he react? happy writing!!! love ya! <3

hi spark!! oh my god i am crying happy tears that you are writing hilson for my birthday event! thank you so so much hehe!

oh gosh this was such a good request asifjdasdfa. oh god i just had so much fun writing this! i loved loved loved this request because they deserve to be free and open and honest with who they are!! let them be proud of being gay (/general)! thank you for sending me such a fantastic prompt! i hope you like the drabble! love ya too!! <3333

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💬 3  🔁 1  ❤️ 2 · wilson thought he’d be safe coming to the parade. no one he worked with would show up here. sure, he knew everyone around h

Ugh I think about trans house and Wilson so much

okok but trans house, forgot his t-shot and is very moody and know one knows why then they say a patient has a hormone imbalance and he’s like oh shit (i do this all the time to myself 🙄) but like everyone trying to figure out what’s wrong with him and maybe they don’t know he’s trans and goes to wilson to see if he can help out

THIS IS SO REAL. I feel like House would forget a LOT. Maybe he's too busy with a case, or just literally forgetting to remind himself so he goes a few days without it

He starts getting annoyed easily, or just snapping more often and the fellows are like .... Um? Yeah he can be a jerk sometimes but not for no reason !?

At first, one by one the fellows go to Wilson and kinda dance around the topic like "Yeah is there something going on? Is he OK?" And Wilson's just like "How am I supposed to know???" But the more of them come into his office with the same complaint, he's like Oh.... wait...........

So he shows up to House's office and House is there sitting at his desk and rubbing his temples like "What do you want??? I'm busy." And Wilson kinda just stares at him like,,,

"Did you forget your T shot again?" AND HOUSE LOOKS UP AT HIM AND HE'S LIKE OH MY GOD. WAIT.

I feel like Wilson usually ends up reminding him, bonus points if he's trans too and when he takes his shot he goes to House like "before you forget!!!"

(I want to write an actual fic for this so bad if you couldn't tell.)