“english Isn’t My First Langua—“ Say No More.

i, for one, am very glad you made it through another year. congratulations. i know it hasn’t been easy.

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

Apologetic rough cnc has me in a feral mood.

"I'm so sorry for hurting you like this baby, I just couldn't stand looking at you anymore. I had to know what your hole feels like. You're just too fucking pretty. I can't help it. It'll be over soon. I promise. Keep crying, god it's making me so fucking hard. I know it hurts, I can't stop, you're just so fucking tight. Please don't stop crying, I'm so fucking close baby. I know it hurts, you'll be okay darling. Your tears make me so fucking hard. I love hurting you so much. God, you're so fucking pretty."

All hail Mihael Keehl, the father of cunt

Soap refuses to wear condoms, insists he's tracking your cycle and everything will be fine. Except when you text him: "Good news I got my period" and his immediate response is: "How's that good news?" you realize you misunderstood what he was tracking.

man with horns >>>>>>

i'm free at last *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

I hope I am not just a parasocial creature to you but also a fetish object or perhaps masturbatory subject

Always been a fan of free use cnc. Just walk in and use her no matter where she is. Making food, taking a shower, doing the dishes, sleeping. Anywhere I see fit. And anytime I desire her holes. Abusing her and using her to my heart's content

told them i’m into overstim and they confiscated my noise canceling headphones and took me to the grocery store