In Australia?!! Wtf Mine Is Not Working...

howard looks SHARP!

so, just saw the result of tge usa vs mexico game and maaaann the squeek i let out....

Mexico played soo good. They 100% deserved the win.

As of the USA, i think that the 2019 squad was the team that only comes once in a century. it was a team of legends. And the upcoming USA squad is not gonna live up to that no matter what. A part of it is also the fact that the world is catching up. so cut them some slack. u cant expect the usa to win every game anymore.

good lord.....

yes i love mls player christen press 🤩

i bet it sent a chill down lynn and krueger's spine when twila told them to get on that pitch...

brick wall beautiful brick wall

spot the difference

okay so its just gonna be like last season huh?

yesss!!! finally the recognition she deserves!

americas keeper period 🙂‍↕️

somebody needs to convert this into a fanfic...

Christen is cruel if she purposely chose that yoga retreat so that Tobin would be forced to finally do yoga with her after saying no for so many years 😭

She’s trying to make Tobin more flexible isn’t she 🫣 😏

Tobin's Yoga retreat diary

Day 1:

This is humiliating.

Christen's ass looks awesome in yoga pants.

I'm not allowed to sleep next to Christen.

I guess the goal of this retreat is to get flexible enough to spoon yourself.

Day 2:

I Googled, "why is my kidney itching after Yoga". The results did not cease my worry.

Teacher said i have a weak Cobra. I don't know what this means but Christen smiled when the teacher said it so i don't think it's deadly.

Day 3:

Scoped out the place, the guards take 5 minute meditation breaks every 2 hours. Escape plan has been hatched.

Christen wanted to do a guided meditation with donkey's.

It's hard to meditate when a donkey poops on you.

Day 4:

I sneezed during meditation.

The stares that followed unlocked a new fear in me.

Christen's kisses are the only thing keeping me alive.

Day 5:

Tried to escape yesterday.

It did not go well.

I punctured a lung.

Guards put me in the meditation pit.

They lower down food twice a day.

Day 6:

Got spooned by a naked mole-rat.

Christen got jealous and demanded i be released from the pit.

I build a fire pit for us.

Only injured 6 fingers and 3 toes.

Day 7:

TOBY IS FREEEEEE

Injury update

Back is still aching Fingers and toes are sprained Got naked mole-rat fever Lung still punctured Kidney's still itchy Broke three ribs trying to spoon myself

teirna is on fire! girl is defending that post like her life depends on it.