I Fear... It Makes Sense.

Yes. Both.

I really hope JK Rowling knows Tumblr hates her. I want her to know Tumblr hates her.

Kid, if he's doing that, he ain't your friend. He's just mean. At best

"Here kid, I got you some snacks and some clothes that don't fit Jericho anymore."

"Oh, um- thanks!!" He smiles.

Children see the Other Mother from Coraline as a monster to be conquered while adults see her as an inescapable bloodthirsty beast that can only be locked away and not truly defeated

Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me

genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

No one of consequence. I simply came to warn you. Don't drink the water until you're sure it's at least ninety percent actual water and don't draw attention from the bats or rouges. Don't stay long unless you intend to stay. Tourists don't do well here

Hello, you don't seem to be from around here

I am not. Who are you?

writer: this is one of my male characters! he cares about his guy friends and loves them deeply.

tumblr: oh! so he’s gay!

writer: uh…no, he’s attracted to women.

tumblr: ….so he’s bi!

writer: uhh…no…….he loves his guy friends but he’s not romantically/sexually attracted to them.

tumblr: ….so you’re homophobic.

writer:

Same honestly

I can never predict how weird I am going to be in a given situation and this is my cross to bear