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Start doing the chicken dance where they both can see. Solves all problems and confuses everyone else
No
There can't be a drug trade if I eat all the drugs
Kermit for Pope
I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest
Do not eat the drugs. That is how addictions happen
There can't be a drug trade if I eat all the drugs
It's hard to bully someone with no sense of embarrassment
Why did i received the bullying and not the girl who meowed in the middle of the class
They absolutely would
Do you guys think the Batfam would attend the met gala
My friend Charlotte is a homeless trans woman who has been stuck outside with her dog for 3 nights, enduring cold and rain, and getting maced by someone. She just needs $46 more to get a weekly motel. Please share this post or send $10 if you can afford.
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I got a tired nurse who tells to rest and take my meds. Better than something evil, but I'd still get the place. It's Gotham and she's nice, I have no complaints. Best roommate I've had
You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.
Of course it is.
I think I accidentally got hired by a company owned by a death cult, but the pay is good so I might stay
Mcu x Batfam crossover
Bruce Wayne and Tony stark had a very brief love affair when they were twenty. Additionally, Tony ALSO dated Lex Luthor, before Afghanistan.
Jason and Bucky have INTENSE rivalries, but neither of them ackowledge it:
Jason: Barnes is… a decent partner when he helps with cases.
Bucky: Red Hood is… he’s efficient.
Klarion and Loki having tea parties sometimes
EVERYONE in Gotham hates the avengers
Cass and Bucky going to the same group therapist
Peter and Tim wreaking havoc on their respective teams whenever there’s a team up
Kamala khan being immensely overjoyed that stabby robin is brown
Duke stealing Cap’s (either Sam or Steve) shield and painting it neon yellow
Kori and Thor getting along like a house on fire
Bucky killing Joker as part of his amends
Especially when they overlap
One must never underestimate an opponent who does not fear death. An enemy who values your death more than their own life is unpredictable - you cannot assume that there is anything they wouldn't dare to do. Risk a blow to distract you, run right into your sword in order to get their own into you, tackle you off a cliff to throw you both into your deaths. An enemy that does not seek to survive is ruthless, they will think in ways so alien to you, that you cannot anticipate what they might do. The best defense you can have is to never make enemies like this.
The same fear and respect should also apply to clowns. They do not fear shame or mockery, they have no honour to lose by becoming laughingstock. A clown will not hesitate to look ridiculous, if tackling you makes you both look stupid. A clown does not fear losing their dignity for as long as they can take yours down with them.
Do not make enemies with clowns.
Reblog if you’re taller than Crash Bandicoot
My dad too
Same honestly
I can never predict how weird I am going to be in a given situation and this is my cross to bear
Is this an announcement for something?
I love getting men pregnant it's a hobby of mine actually
Welp. My life has gone to shit so here's a notes game with meeeee hah. (I made the numbers obnoxiously big cause I don't wanna do any of this lollll)
10 notes. I'll brush my teeth(toothpaste blegh)
50 notes. I'll stay clean for a week(arms are healed!)
100 notes. I'll finally finish my book(I worked on a chapter. Out on wattpad now!)
500 notes. I'll clean my room
750 notes. I'll tell my therapist about my suic1al thoughts (<3)
1000 notes. I'll open up to my friends.... (They were chill!!)
2000 notes. I'll talk to my aunt about my mental problem(she gave me advice)
5000 notes. I'll tell my mom about my eating habits. (I now have an eating schedule heh) <3
8000 notes. I'll stay clean for a month
10000 notes. I'll stop isolating myself.
20000 notes. I'll go back inpatient AGH....
Don't you dare do this you all. >_<
(If the goal is white it means its been completed)
Welp. My life has gone to shit so here's a notes game with meeeee hah. (I made the numbers obnoxiously big cause I don't wanna do any of this lollll)
10 notes. I'll brush my teeth(toothpaste blegh)
50 notes. I'll stay clean for a week(arms are healed!)
100 notes. I'll finally finish my book(I worked on a chapter. Out on wattpad now!)
500 notes. I'll clean my room
750 notes. I'll tell my therapist about my suic1al thoughts (<3)
1000 notes. I'll open up to my friends.... (They were chill!!)
2000 notes. I'll talk to my aunt about my mental problem(she gave me advice)
5000 notes. I'll tell my mom about my eating habits. (I now have an eating schedule heh) <3
8000 notes. I'll stay clean for a month
10000 notes. I'll stop isolating myself.
20000 notes. I'll go back inpatient AGH....
Don't you dare do this you all. >_<
(If the goal is white it means its been completed)
Our Red Hood is so cool ☺️
i aint gonna be active cus imma be at the soup kitchen tday
Well sort of
reblog this if your icon could kill a man
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One human can feed thousands of mesquetoes over their lifetime. The food chain at work
An archivist found a long forgotten 8mm film reel in an old metal box, marked “Philippines 1942”. Thinking it was lost WWII footage, he sent it in to be restored/digitized. When he got the footage back, he found puppies instead (via)
Small children rarely lie about that. If a small child says that, she believes it
hi!!!! you're so pwetttyyyy
Awwwwwww!!! Thank you Lian!!! You're so pretty as well!!
if i was a celebrity i would want people to speculate on my sexuality and disorders because maybe it would help me out