Its A Mystery

l + ratio + i hope she made lotsa spaghetti + imma firin mah lazer + doctor octagonapus blagh + hey have you heard of the 'i like trains' kid + don't mine at night + all you have to do is take a cup of flour add it to the mix + do u liek waffles + i made you a cookie but i eated it

Stolen from reddit kjjjj

Flattest fuck in the world

It wasn't your fault. No matter what you were (or weren't) wearing. No matter where it took place. No matter whether you knew them personally or whether they were complete strangers. No matter if you'd consumed alcohol or other substances. No matter if you were made up or bare-faced. No matter whether you were older or very young. No matter whether you said yes initially, and then changed your mind. No matter whether you fought and struggled, or froze up. No matter how many partners you'd had in the past...or hadn't had. No matter whether there was physical force involved or not. It wasn't your fault.

if all you did was survive today, pat yourself on the back. it may be small or inconsequential to you, but surviving is a success too.

Would you consider yourself taken care of

"House MD is unrealistic" you're right here's my script for a realistic medical show

Patient: I threw up 4 gallons of blood

House: sounds like you need to lose weight