Never A Truer Statement Spoken

me whispering as i open yet another ao3 fic: you better fix all my problems you little shit

now look i don’t wanna ship that rarepair…

BUT THE PARASITES WANT ME TO SHIP THAT RAREPAIR

Peter: Harley said he doesn't love me anymore

Harley: that's not what I said

Peter: well what did you say then

Harley: I said we have been cuddling for six hours I need to pee

Peter: same thing

James would be insufferable when he’s injured or sick.

Not because he won’t shut up about it.

But because he wouldn’t let anyone help him, or act like he’s injured.

Still love Wolfstar just Jegulus is what got me into the fandom

reblog for jegulus, like for wolfstar

this is for science smh

Canon: cis

Fanfic: ha sure

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

Not taking any credit

James is captured, bored out of his mind. So he starts singing, all the songs he knows. Bowie, Queen, Taylor Swift, all the Disney songs in order of the movies. After that, it all goes downhills. Murmered lyrics, parts of songs, and the worst, mispronounced French songs.

And Regulus is standing guard. Suffering through his fourth hour of guarding this man. And he’s this close to gagging him.

My favourite thing is when people include Loki in 'Women of marvel' edits

Me: *on a date with a book* so tell me all about you

Book: well I-

Fanfiction: *winks at me* how you doing? I was wondering if-

Me: *talking to book* I'm sorry to cut this short but we'll reschedule