“what Have You Been Up To Lately?” I Don’t Leave The House

everytime I try to have this nice conversation with my family i end up offending them at the very end and then ,

my brain goes like - why did u have to speak at all?!

i feel as if i am made to understand, but not to be understood

*Mutual reblogs something you posted*

Me: They still like me. Thank God.

IMcrying. Not even kidding.

I miss those days when we used to say "bhaiyaa yeh ek page ka answer hai? Aap itnaa saara yaad krte ho"?

Kuch bolne ko bacha nhi but reblog to bnta hai

hava is actually urdu??💀💀

Queen of the south ...you gotta be kidding me

Made by me

sex is cool but have you ever been good enough

Can men just not

#it was the "thankyou" for me

i was talking to my bf over the phone and it was only when his brother came into the room that we said goodbye. except he accidentally didn't cut the call. and i could hear what he and his brother were saying.

his brother: aap dono kitna baat karte ho, is there anything shanti didi could do that’ll make you break all ties with her?

*silence*

his brother: bhaiya muskura kyu rahe ho this is a genuine question

nitya: muskura isliye raha hu kyunki there’s nothing she could do that’ll make me break all ties with her. yeh ladki mera murder kar sakti hai aur mai use thank you bolunga

his brother: chiiii yaar aap romantic ho gaye mai jaa rha hu

*laughter*

I'M CRYING MERI JAAN I LOVE YOU

[guy who doesnt do literally anything voice] there just aint enough hours in the day to get everything done that needs to be done am i right