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WAIT A DAMN MINUTE

"This is the address SHE gave us"?!?!!??!

DID MARSHALL JUST CALL HIS MOM TO HELP HIS SILLY BARISTA CRUSH 😭 HE SAID SHE'S THE ONE WHO KNEW THE KARENCARBS 😭 WHY ARE YOU SO LGBT 😭

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

Please the cat

I have the feeling that these two will be the reason for my therapy bills soon so here's this ⊂⁠(⁠・⁠▽⁠・⁠⊂⁠)

What names do you guys think some characters might have in the human world? Ex: Prince Gumball, Flame Prince, LSP...

All I know is that if they put a fucking PHILLIP on Flame Prince I'm gonna be INSUFFERABLE.

The Gumwads are out let's go suck some souls 🙌

Ranboo teaches you how to improve your marriage life :D

CAN U BE MY FRIEND???? like .. u seem cool !!!

EHSBSHAKHSJA THX, SURE IG

I'm very shy at first but feel free to send a message or anything, yes ^^

PrideBoo pony! :D

I've been playing Pony Town a lot, so here's this. They have both cc! Ranboo's flags and mine :]

Hello, I'm very alive still! And i brought a c!beeduo AU with me :D

TikTok has been recommending me Steven Universe clips, and I'm watching every single one of them, so here's them as gems

(I'm not a professional at Steven Universe lore, I haven't watched that show since I was a kid and I never engaged in lore discussions back then, and i still don't, this is just for fun :P)

Ranboo is a Blue Chalcedony (Memory enhancement, layers of information, benevolence and harmony), they're pretty much built like a pearl but more focused on being a personal agenda and a lorekeeper. They're supposed to know everything and remember everything important, but Ranboo is very forgetful and disorganized, they take more notes than their peers and that leaves them with a mess of things to read and remember.

Tubbo is a Tiger eye (Authority, leadership, self-confidence and protection), they're a soldier gem, a rather bossy one, in fact. They act as a troop general, and their leadership and guidance naturally makes newborn gems follow them. Though, that doesn't mean they're as confident, or that think higher of themselves, as they seem to be.

They're such close friends :)))))

I'm giggling like an idiot, this is so Ran and Jackie

Okay but consider this

My Ran/Jackie Headcanons Because They Live In My Head Rent Free And I Love Them:

(I hope this is comprehensible enough, i struggle with English sometimes.)

Ran is a bit of a picky eater. This one is because he canonically prefers meat, and also projection. Lots of projection. He's the kind of fella who will die internally if he bites into something weird in his food. And he hates onions. Fuck onions.

Listen, i know Jackie bodyslammed him two or three times during the fic but he gets better when he gets older, trust me- /hj

He purrs. That's just common sense. /j

Ran purrs for a variety of reasons, either because he's hurt (cats do that!), or because he's content and comfortable, or even because he's trying to convey safety to whoever he's comforting in the room. This is just an Enderman headcanon i have in general.

Ran has either a book or notes he wrote himself on how to properly comfort people and what to do/say to them. Jackie's "thinking sessions" were one of the biggest reasons he decided to do his research.

He DOES roll in the grass, you can't fool me, Aetherman.

His love language is Acts Of Service.

He likes how makeup looks on others but can't use it himself because it feels weird on his skin. This one is because i think Enderman skin might be different from other creature's skin. It's also a bit of a projection, idk why that happens.

He's not into PDA (Public Display of Affection) and gets awkward when it comes to kissing in public. He tends to "playfully" dismiss Jackie's attempts to do so.

Ran still has several pockets in his clothes and carries several things inside them, he's always the first one to be asked if he has *insert certain thing* because someone else is needing it. Safety pins and hair clips are at the top of the list.

He can see in the dark. Terminus doesn't have a sun so I assume it doesn't have strong light sources either, so it makes sense to me.

In addition to that, there are times when he doesn't like the bright sunlight of the Overworld, especially when he wakes up and is still too tired to properly process his surroundings.

He sleeps in the most uncomfortable-looking positions ever and he's always clinging to something, or someone, while he sleeps.

Ran and Jackie have matching rings. Or necklaces. I like matching jewelry.

Ran goes to the library, this is what he gets: History, Historical fiction and Detective and Mystery.

On the other hand, this is what Jackie gets: Dystopian, YA, Self-Help and Romance and I'll stand by that.

Ran might join him to read and talk about the Romance books, which is another way to say that he'll hear Jackie slander the shit out of the story because he didn't like it.

They might also try to recreate some scenes, and the characters' expressions. The more ridiculous, the better.

Jackie purposely leaves his hair messy because he knows Ran will get annoyed and fix it for him, hence the hair clips.

Neither Ran nor Jackie can cook for shit, and when they do, they always need to have a Cook Book next to them.

Jackie pulls the "Should've killed me when you had the chance" card on Ran. Constantly. /lh

Jackie's love language is Quality Time. But he makes it seem like it's Physical Touch.

He's often the little spoon. I said what I said.

Jackie tends to swing between feeling really good when Ran looks out for him and feeling really weirded out too. It's nice to finally have someone who genuinely cares for you after your previous one came to a tragic end. But Jackie is used to having to fend for himself and be independent from a young age, so there are times when he thinks he's being a burden, or his brain just short-circuits with the attention.

"Would you still love me if i was a worm?" "Again these stupid questions, what the fuck do you want from me-"

"You're the reason why shampoo bottles have instructions." - Ran to Jackie at any opportunity given. Affectionately.

Ran occasionally visits Watson's cell. Because he needs advice. Watson highly considers sabotaging him sometimes.

Jackie is the kind of guy who would secretly do the middle finger in pictures.

Ran is the kind of guy who would notice it first and scold him for that.

Ran has several boxes of puzzle games in his room. And also monopoly. For some reason he keeps going to jail.

Not exactly a headcanon but i just can't be the only who thought of a cockatoo when Ran's spines were mentioned lmao

Ran has a notebook full of drawings and possible designs for clothes. He might use Jackie as his model once in a while.

If they had a more "specific" ship name, i think it would be either Desert Bluebells or Jackknife. Knifetrick also works, but if you wanted to know my other suggestions-

I think that's all for now!

If you've made it this far, thanks for reading! :D

I love Knifetrick, not because of the story but because Ran Aetherman was one of the few characters that actually got a gun to make the story shorter but he. didn't. use it.

Let's t h i n k.

"I have... Heart! I have character! I have the power to kick children!" - Ranboo

IT'S THE BELOVED'S BIRTHDAY, so here's a redraw of my first Ranboo fanart, oh how times change ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

Oh it's so lovely to see how c! Tubbo protected Michael with nail and teeth the first time c! Sam tried to harm him, rescued his little boy from the same guy after he kidnapped him, only for him to be in a "forgiving mood" one day and call his son's kidnapper his best friend 🥰

Like yeah, OF COURSE a child would love to get a boat ride from a complete stranger and be held hostage afterwards, it's not like your child has been targeted on this goddamn server since forever and you fucking know it 😍

To everyone who's still analyzing c! Tubbo's behavior and making it make sense to his character somehow, you're way better than me. I'm just so fucking upset.

I'm breathing purple at this point BUT THERE SHE IIIISSSS

HAPPY 2 YEARS 💜

Pov: Jackie tries to be romantic

All art by relaxxattack.

My friend and I were looking at BKT posts and at one point they just straight up went "If the Council knew what slurs were they would call Ran all of them" I fucking WHEEZED

→ BISHOP'S KNIFE TRICK SPOILERS (?)

Chapter 1:

Chapter 9:

No talk me i emotional

Ran vibing to the Overworld music is a nice thought.

But i bet he would be one of those people who had a bruh moment when they found out that Cake By The Ocean is an inappropriate song.

It's been some time since i felt that excited because lore happened- I missed it. But now i'm scared so enjoy the arts i made.

I did two of those because i couldn't decide, hope you like it

Day 6 AND Day 7: Ranboo in heels + IrlBoo

Bonus: Yellow suit!

Ur doing great, sweetie

Day 4 bc i'm weak and skipped Day 3: Catboy Ranboo

Who tf let the meow meow get a knife-

GUESS WHO ENTERED RANTEMBER YEEAH

DAY #1: Ranboo but only using brand colors

I wasn't really sure how to do this one but i hope it's okay :]

AMEN 🙏

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

I was redrawing a few more memes, before i gave up to do something else. So have a Tubbo with a gun for now.

🦀FOOLISH IS GONE🦀

Mf got caught in 4k-

It's crossover time! :D

Btw i have no idea why my drawings look so blurry when i post plz help-