Using The Biggest Knife In The Kitchen To Butter Toast

They're just two girls skipping school together in my head-

don’t worry I didn’t listen to either of them

sighs dreamily

casting magic (the pursuit theme from phoenix wright vs professor layton) is the best thing to come out of the ace attorney franchise i love it so much

tumblr why do you think i am interested in greek mythology the only mythology i care about is the kind that involves gay people and murder and ridiculously convoluted plotlines with connections as vague as anything on the scp wiki.

oh.

experiencing the shocking realization that dog treats taste good actually

sel is such an amazing show aaaaaaaa watch it please

ALL THESE WIRES CONNECTING US--WHY ARE WE STILL SO LONELY⌨️🖥️🖱️

i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

every time i see colored text on tumblr my first question is “is this the caption for someone’s art or am i about to read a strangely well written short story about someone’s hyper specific kink?”