Not My Fic And Also Not Elf Ears, But Thought Maybe You'd Enjoy Some Kinky Earwing Scarian Https://archiveofourown.org/works/60549586

day one of trying not to think about fucking that old man

They have been friends for 20-30 years (can’t remember)

There is no way they haven’t compared dick sizes when drunk at least ONCE. Like, they must talk about women and sex. Comparing dick sizes isn’t that far of a jump. They would get drunk, late at night, and compare dick sizes.

And well, Skizz has the height advantage of just being larger so it’s not fair. And well anyways impulse was a grower now a shower…

Maybe skizz would tease him, taunting him to prove that his dick does get bigger when hard.

Maybe flustered red Impulse would give in, jerking himself off with his eyes closed thinking about a hot girl and not his best friend watching him touch himself. Maybe it would take longer than usual because impulse is shy, only for skizz to lean in and start talking in a low voice about how good he’s doing.

Maybe it would make Impulse’s wires get crossed, maybe he would stop trying to ignore that Skizz was there. Maybe he would tell Skizz to keep talking because it was helping. Maybe he was too drunk to think better of this.

Maybe skizz would thread his hand into Impulse’s hair, maybe Impulse would whimper when Skizz called him pretty, maybe Skizz would double down repeating how beautiful he was. Maybe impulse wanted to show Skizz how pretty he was when he came.

But he didn’t, pulling back when he was rock hard and showing his now larger dick off with stupid drunk pride.

Maybe Impulse didn’t notice how low and husky Skizz’s voice had gotten, mumbling something about how big his friend really was. Only noticing that Skizz had gotten hard as well when he pressed their dicks together again. Maybe impulse was so desperate for friction at that point he involuntarily rutted his dick against him.

Maybe Impulse was so drunk and horny that he didn’t put together that Skizz had gotten hard without touching himself, or that Skizz was the one to bring up comparing dick sizes, or that Skizz taunted impulse into touching himself for him, or that Skizz was the one to start encouraging him while jerking himself off, telling him to go faster and how pretty he was.

Skizz would wrap his larger hand around both of their dicks, pulling impulse into his lap as he jerked them both off. Maybe would just let his head fall onto his shoulder, too horny to even consider telling him to stop. Drunk moans slurring together as he whined and begged Skizz to not stop. When Impulse came first he would just whimper as Skizz didn’t stop or slow down, using impulse’s hot cum to continue jerking himself off.

Maybe by this point Impulse would have figured out that it was his moans that we’re turning Skizz on, maybe leaning in to moan and whimper Skizz’s name directly into his ear as overstimulation crashed through Him. Desperate to make Skizz cum as well.

Maybe Skizz would be moaning Impulse’s name as he finally came, spilling onto impulse’s formerly clean shirt.

Maybe impulse would lean into Kiss skizz, because well it was always nice to kiss someone after having sex. Or uh, whatever that was, impulse might say.

Maybe impulse would ignore the way Skizz happily leaned in, connecting their lips so eagerly. Maybe impulse Ignored the fact that one of Skizz’s hands would pull him closer by the waist while the other went behind his neck.

Maybe impulse would let himself believe that this was only because they were shitfaced drunk, and maybe he let Skizz make out with him because he was convinced he wouldn’t remember this in the morning. Maybe impulse just let himself turn his brain off and let himself get more kisses and more drunk.

-🔫 wow this got away from me I really only meant to say they probably compared dick sizes once.

WOOOOOOO GO OFF GUN ANON

I'm so glad you're on the same page as me in terms of how insane impulse is for just giving in to skizz's teasing and doing shit he would never do otherwise just because skizz is poking him in the back to do it and he just can't let skizz win..... so he does the thing, which makes skizz win because that's obviously what he wanted in the first place.

it's a win win for skizz which is hot because no matter what he has this supreme control over impulse and impulse gets to make his guy happy which feeds into his people pleaser/service kink..... they're insane and I'm glad they get to be freaks together for the rest of their lives.

Work done on this weeks magma hosted by @cupofmysteriousfluid!!

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You are SO RIGHT for the ear thing. More ear touching! More ear kissing! More nibbles! More tongue!! Be weird!! It’s fun!! Grian should cup them gently in his hands, curious, and thumb across the pointed tips. Watch Scar shiver when he traces along the helix with his index, listen to the tiny, soft sounds he makes when Grian bites playfully at the lobes.

Grian grinning as he gets to watch this usually silver tongued, cunning man absolutely melt at having his ears caressed and touched. Licking into the conch and listen to him gasp, humming so softly as he tongues against the shell and Scar just crumbles. There are few things that so quickly rob Scar of his quick wit and keen mind. Grian is absolutely going to abuse this power.

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YEAHHGG

eat his ear out wednesday ….

listened to the new glass animals album while i drew these :]

🔞FULL PART 1🔞

🔞FULL PART 2🔞

we are so fucking back. i diverged from the prompt a little bit, and i don't have many further thoughts to share, but your brain is very big for this ship and I hope you enjoy :3

I low-key wanna sit under gtws' desk while he's editing and suck him off. I wanna hump his leg with my boypussy as I choke on his dick. I wanna make Scar so distracted from the stimulation that he has to take his hands off the keyboard/mouse and play with my hair as he gets closer to cumming.

- 🫀🏭 anon

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to the anon who described cub as "an absolutely terrifyingly laid back sadist who would enjoy speedrunning breaking subs competitively" i can't find your ask i just want you to know i love you and you're so right. he would be so good at torture... break me break me break me break me br

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I want to shove my face into Cubfan’s tits.

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i need to huff cubs sweaty balls so fucking bad guys………..

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Imp and skizz should both be inside me, in one hole, cocks frotting against eachother 😋

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