Masky: Remember That Game In Elementary School Where Each Person Would Say One Word And The Next Person

Toby: *sneezes*

Jack under the table: Shut the fuck up.

Toby, looking around: God?

surrender

Eyeless jack: t's a white flag, you might as well start giving up

Jeff: The only thing I'll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother.

Ben::o

Eyeless jack: the fuc-

Daily fucking reminder that Luigi Mangione is innocent, completely and fully. He has been convicted of no crime. He has had no fair trial. He is a SUSPECT. Luigi Mangione is entirely innocent and everyone needs to stop parroting this insidious propaganda that he “committed” the crime he is only SUSPECTED of. He is not a murderer. He is not a criminal. He is an innocent man.

Bees

Sam: You promised you wouldn't get me bees

Gabriel from a distance: Just open it!

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Perfect

Jeff the killer: I never brag

eyeless jack: you once called yourself ‘proof of god’s existence’

realizations

Ticci toby: Music is just wriggling air

Masky: Toby, please stop

Ticci toby: Funerals are just family reunions with one less person in it.

Masky: No, stop don’t do this to me

Ticci toby: What if “raining men” and “let the bodies hit the floor” are both the same event but from different perspectives?

Masky: I’m begging you to stop

Ben drowned: No let him continue

tickle

Ticci toby: *tickles masky*

masky: *Punches toby in the arm* Stop that.

ticci toby: I was just tickling you! When you get married your husband will probably do the same, would you punch him?”

masky: I’ll have you know I will let my future husband know to NEVER tickle me. I will tell him within the first three dates, I will make him SIGN A CONTRACT that says if he tickles me I WILL PERSONALLY DESTROY HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS. I WILL MAKE HIM VOW ON OUR WEDDING DAY IN FRONT OF HIS FAMILY THAT HE WILL NEVER. EVER. TICKLE ME.

ticci toby: ...

Slenderman: I just saw a bunch of dead bodies in the yard.

Slenderman: Do you have anything to do with that, Jeff?

Jeff: Why do you always automatically assume it's me?

Slenderman: ...

Jeff: ....

Jeff: Alright it was me!