Hjd-ghh - J.d.

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Why do real laptops never have designs that slap this hard

trans men be like hot and shit like they're just hot as fuck like what the fuck man why are you being so hot god damn

spending five hours straight on minecraft is in fact a normal and healthy behaviour trust me i’m a fan of doctors

(i am lying to you)

“69” is now known as “96”.

Thanks to inflation the cost of eating out has gone way up.

shout out to bitches that cant tell you shit about their special interest. the interest that has been with me for the majority of my life is squid and despite the numerous documentaries, articles and marine biology books ive read regarding them i honest to god couldnt tell you a thing about them besides "a squid is an animal that is so cutes"

a giant adopts a group of orphaned humans. these humans are not actually children--they are all in their late 20s--but to a 100 foot tall giant who lives for centuries, these tiny baby humans are OBVIOUSLY children in need of adoption. this works out wonderfully for everyone involved

“And in this painting is Lord Straten, who had this castle constructed for his beloved daughter after she developed a severe sunlight allergy. In fact, she still resides here, even today!” “Wait… isn’t this castle, like, two hundred years old?” “Why, yes, it is! Two-hundred-and-nine.”

One day my dad pulled up a chair, sat me on his knee and said, “Son,…

… someday we’ll have two chairs.”