Y’ever Read Something And Have Understanding That Has Eluded You Interminably Suddenly Stop, Curl Up,

Nothing to add.

One day my dad pulled up a chair, sat me on his knee and said, “Son,…

… someday we’ll have two chairs.”

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There's penis in there. Keep looking

“And in this painting is Lord Straten, who had this castle constructed for his beloved daughter after she developed a severe sunlight allergy. In fact, she still resides here, even today!” “Wait… isn’t this castle, like, two hundred years old?” “Why, yes, it is! Two-hundred-and-nine.”

dad neo,,, 🥺🥺

enough toxic masculinity I'm ready for salubrious mexicanity. I'm ready for a social movement that encourages (esp straight, cis) men to indulge in things that make them more joyful, emotionally healthy, and help them strengthen not core muscles but core compassionate communication skills.

a giant adopts a group of orphaned humans. these humans are not actually children--they are all in their late 20s--but to a 100 foot tall giant who lives for centuries, these tiny baby humans are OBVIOUSLY children in need of adoption. this works out wonderfully for everyone involved

spending five hours straight on minecraft is in fact a normal and healthy behaviour trust me i’m a fan of doctors

(i am lying to you)