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some people just have no true appreciation for terrible women. oh she killed and ate people? well maybe she was hungry. "I cant defend her anymore-" well then fucking stand aside so i can talk to my client

VAN CALLED HER PIGGY I'M GOING INSANE

So not to add to the pain of Qui but you know how previously Jackie was laughing about picturing Shauna making her ear a small coffin and next thing you know Shauna is putting together random rocks as a makeshift tomb...

Sister Michael could have handled the yellowjackets but coach Ben could not handle the Derry Girls

The Firebrand. I will continue with this hatred until I die

Ya know what, fuck what’s your favourite book. I want to know what book you absolutely despise and would fist-fight the author about? And why?

Mine is Angela Carter’s The Bloody Chamber (collection of short stories) because what the fuck are you doing making out that this pre-pubescent girl having sex with a full-bearded adult man is feminist? (This applies to multiple stories in the anthology.) Sickening. (also shoutout to @honestlyjustamillyfanpage for getting through those classes with me)

Anyway reblog with yours and all that. No arguing with people about their opinions. Just dump yours and run.

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

I’m just saying that it’d be neat if someone who’s know for throwing her all into a cause, risking even her body (Sevika) and someone who canonically has magic that protects the people she loves while they fight/experience the horrors (Mel) perhaps team up (kiss)

The perfect name

I have decided that I want a hamster named Penthesilea.

Yeah sounds about right

Forgot I hadn't posted these yet

GET THE FUCKING STRAP NOW

AGELESS BLOGS, MINORS AND MEN DNI

Ok so I know everyone has already said that Isha is the perfect combo of Powder, Milo and Claggor (face, hair, goggles) but what I haven't seen anyone else mention is the fact that on top of all this, when Vi sees her, she is staring up at an enforcer with the same burning hatred Vi herself used to possess. In that moment Vi is seeing not just her old family, but her old self.

Conservatoires are the only place in the world where you get penalised for being late but you can leave class early just to go to shows.

Solo bridal pic dump

Pics by @maryxschuyler and also TYLER BECKLES!!!! please return my family now

Got my wedding crashed by the Joker and Harley Quinn 🙄🙄

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

The dream

Tea, cake, and Narnia, in the Lamb and Flag, Oxford, one of the pubs where the Inklings (the writing group of Tolkien and CS Lewis) would meet and write.

And I wouldn't call her a bitch, but I would say that in my 21 years of living I realised for the very first time that I was dreaming just because she was being nice

I'm not going to do it but I like having the choice

Finding her address so that I can comfort myself knowing I could just dox her

Finding her address so that I can comfort myself knowing I could just dox her

The concept of Agatha and Rio as a couple is very deep for many reasons but also funny to think about in Agatha's case. Imagine being so much to handle that the only existing being who can match your freak is, quite literally, the personification of Death herself.

“deploying Aubrey”

filmmakers who adapt classic gothic literature for the screen: damn i'm not reading that book no matter hWHAT

This is a PSA for (usually) American authors writing British characters, from a Brit.

The standard British tea is English Breakfast Tea, sold by brands like Yorkshire Tea, and PG tips, or Barry’s if you’re Irish. It is NOT Earl Grey. In fact, it’s quite unusual for someone to actually drink Earl Grey. The two teas are not interchangeable.

If someone offers you a cup of tea, they mean English breakfast - if they have something other than English breakfast, they will specify. Most British households will keep teabags of English breakfast tea and instant coffee as standard (even if they personally don’t like it, it’s usually polite to keep it to offer to guests).

Having worked in a coffee shop, in my experience, it is only middle class people (and usually white women) who order Earl Grey teas, whereas English breakfast is far more universal. A ‘builder’s tea’ - aka a strong cup of English breakfast with very little milk - is commonly associated with working class men, but can equally be enjoyed by everyone (like me). If someone orders a black tea, this will usually mean an English breakfast tea without milk, as opposed to the type of tea. Making a weak cup of tea which has not been allowed to brew for long enough or which has too much milk will result in being mocked, and offering a weak tea to guests is very rude.

Along a similar vein, we do not have cream/creamer in our coffees here. For both tea and coffee, the usual options are milk, sugar, or sweeteners. I live in London and yet I’ve never even seen coffee creamer in the fridge of Tesco.

Of course, I am sure that there are people who prefer Earl Grey and keep it stocked in their homes. Equally, I’m sure there’s someone who went to America and now orders coffee creamer from Amazon or something, but that is the 0.01% of the population. Not the majority.

Yes, this is a weird reader pet peeve of mine because it really takes away from the realism of the story. So small and yet so telling😂

Thank you for reading my rant! If you have any more questions, please ask. Now go forth and write accurate Brits!