"I Can Get A Restraining Order"

"Your brain is just a meaty flash drive"

I can say the most cursed shit. Which is hardly different from how I already am but like, useful for comedy lmao

reblog with ur most played game in the tags and what it says about u

Your heights. Now.

put in the tags whether u think your icon could beat the person you reblogged from’s icon in a fight to the death

"I'm gonna replace your bones with hotdogs."

"Christians mate for life." "Cause they kill their wives when they divorce."

Congratualtions 

People are so funny I wish I could be funny

My friend just texted me, and I quote: "Juice my nipples with tiny pleasing art"

Completely indecipherable, I love it

"Suffocation, no breeding."