This Is Totally Me Just Projecting, But I Can Totally Picture Steve And/or Eddie Just Rapidly Patting

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Happy Pride Month, everyone!

Happy Pride!

My personal favorite for Eddie is Edmund, because I also love The Chronicles of Narnia. Another question for you to consider: would Steve and the party tease Eddie about his real name?

You know what I like to imagine?

We've all seen the one vine where the kid in the cafeteria just drops all his stuff and jumps into the garbage can. I like to imagine Steve doing that any time any member of the basketball team tries to confront him and drag him back into the high school drama. Just picture it:

Billy:Hey, Harrington, heard you-

Steve:Fuck this shit, I'm out.

Steve:*Jumps into a clean-ish garbage can and rolls away*

Steve:King Steve is dead, and instead of a funeral, he was thrown in the trash.

Steve:Now, can someone who recognizes this as the comedy it is tip the garbage can over?

Thank you. That is all.

Just realized that the only member of the l4j who has never met Boba Fett is the guy who regularly called himself Jabba the Hutt

well we know exactly WHY they'd meet

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Star Wars: The Clone Wars (10/?)

Star Wars + Text Posts & Headlines

No explanation needed 😂

they're captains your honor

Yo guys, I just realized that in Stranger Things season 1, both El and Will had lion stuffies

Destined to be siblings!

I have a migraine coming on so I present to you:

How the clones react when they have a headache:

Rex: takes so many pain pills. Refuses to let this stop him. Drinks water constantly. And yet. This man refuses to try a snack to fix his headache. Cody has had Fives and Echo hold him down so he can make Rex eat a granola bar. (The granola bar helps Rex refuses to admit it.)

Cody: refuses to admit anything is wrong. Total hypocrite. Will bully everyone else into pain relievers, snacks, and water but will never take his own advice. Quite like his above mentioned brother he will never admit to something working and has to be tricked into doing something to relieve the pain.

Fox: chews on espresso beans to make his headache a caffeinated headache. Also is just in a constant state of discomfort from not sleeping enough. His headache would go away should he drink water or nap but the man would rather down another energy drink and move on.

Wolffe: will be grumpy about it until he can nap. Is really good about finding some sort of relief and is quiet about his pain. (Likes when someone will rub his head though that helps he won’t ask for it though.)

Fives: biiiiiiig mad. Super baby about it. Immediately wants an aleve and a snack but somehow thinks drinking something with sugar will help??? Instead of water??? And he’s somehow correct every time??? Lays his head in Echo’s lap and requests a head massage and promptly falls asleep.

Echo: I think he’s good about managing pain because he doesn’t want it to impact his ability to do things. He carries snacks and water and will take a reliever if pushed (although he says he doesn’t want to take it because he doesn’t want to ‘waste’ supplies on himself. Take the damn pill Echo you’ll feel better.) Refuses to be alone when he’s in pain and would always prefer someone to just sit nearby if he’s going to nap. As long as it’s dark and calm he’s pretty quiet about it. Tries to hide it 9 times out of 10 but he’s got nosey friends and they somehow always know and bully him into taking care of himself.

Hunter: oof. Poor guy gets migraines. Can never hide it. His eyes hurt so bad. His brain feels like it’s banging against his skull. Has to take some sort of medication immediately otherwise he gets sick. He’d prefer some solitude to be in pain alone but sometimes someone will take his bandana off and play with his hair to help.

Wrecker: Hates headaches but gets them concentrated right behind his eyes. Is not quiet about the pain and will request literally anything to make it go away. Tech is excellent at playing doctor here and knows exactly the combination of things to make it go away and keep Wrecker comfortable.

Tech: if it’s bad enough he will take a sedative and pass out for twelve hours and wake up fine. Does not fuck around and will not remain uncomfortable. He gets the slightest inclination of a headache and he’s eating a mini candy bar and a piece of cheese and also drinking eight ounces of water in five minutes before trying a pill that he knows will target the root cause of the problem. Scary efficient and competent.

Crosshair: oh boy. Will make it everyone else’s problem. He hates headaches. He’ll curl into a ball in whatever dark corner he can find and snap at anyone who tries to talk to him. Best bet is to silently bring offerings of food and water and leave him be until he feels more comfortable. He will never admit it but sometimes really quiet talking or even singing can help him at least feel better.