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no yall don't understand. merlin just....not ending up in camelot is the funniest idea to me. like he took a left somewhere and somehow ended up in nemeth and then wandered his way into cornwall. he's never been outside of ealdor how would he know the layout of the land???? how would he know where to go other than the roads which might also split off into different directions??? the funniest scenario is that he gets so horrifically lost that he accidentally boards a boat and ends up in idk francia or something. gaius writes hunith like a month later like "hey where's that kid you were supposed to send me? robin or whatever?" and hunith's like "IS HE NOT WITH YOU???" and meanwhile merlin's wandering around austrasia wondering where the hell he is

doctor who + skulduggery pleasant quotes (4/?)

Our Doctor, who art in heaven

The sweetrolls? M'aiq but tasty

Skyrim Au where everyone is actually M'aiq the liar.

The nords? M'aiq.

The thalmor? M'aiq.

Miraak? M'aiq.

Paarthurnax? M'aiq in a cheap party galaxy Dragon costume.

(Special thanks to @languor-em for fanning this fire of insanity)

Raihn:

Oraya:

diversity win! the local satanic cult leader is bisexual!

The Mandalorian is literally a story about a supporting character.

Here are main characters, Bo-Katan and Ahsoka, hunting down big bads like Gideon and Thrawn, and Din is like “that’s nice, I’m just trying to find a really good preschool for my child” AND THAT IS HILARIOUS I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH WANTING TO KNOW THE MAIN FUCKING STORYLINE AND DIN IS REFUSING TO ENGAGE. HE IS LEGIT LIKE “not fucking today, not my fucking division” AND DRIVES OFF IN HIS SHITTY HONDA CIVIC WITH HIS GREMLIN CHILD THAT HAS ANGER ISSUES.

Dragonborn Headcannons

Just some headcannons about dragonborn, the LDB, and Miraak :p (some might actually be cannon)

- Dragons can absorb a dragonborns soul 

- No matter who they might’ve sold their soul to Akatosh gets the final say in where a dragonborn ends up if their soul wasn’t absorbed. While he doesn’t have an afterlife of his own to send them to, he decides where they end up. He’ll reward good/heroic dragonborn with Sovengard, and punish bad/villain dragonborn with either the void if they didn’t sell their soul, or letting the Daedra fight over them

- When two dragonborn come into physical contact with one another, they become a mated pair, unless one has someone they identify as a mate or is mated to a different dragonborn. Seeing as it’s rare to have more then one dragonborn on nirn at a time, almost no one knows about it except for Paarthurnax and maybe a few other dragons

- Dragonborn can’t die from natural causes. While they can still starve and die of thirst, things like old age, sickness, strokes, heart attacks, etc. can’t kill them, and they can only die if someone or something else kills them. This is also my headcannon for how Miraak lived for thousands of years. While others may say it was because he was preserved in apocrypha I believe it’s due to this. Though apocrypha did stop his physical body from ageing, and allowed him to go completely with out food, water, and sleep

- Those with dragon blood, like the septim emperors, and those with a dragon soul, like Miraak, are two different things. There can be a mix of the two, like Tiber septim, but people with dragon blood are different from dragonborn. Examples are: Those with dragon blood can’t absorb a dragons soul. They would learn Dovah Zul as fast as any regular person, unlike dragonborn who can learn it almost immediately. Those with dragon blood can still die of natural causes. Dragonborn can’t wear the amulet of kings and light the dragon fires that protect Tamriel from the Daedra. Again there are some cases where the two mix, such as Tiber septim

- All dragonborn have a rebellious streak

- All dragonborn have a hunger for knowledge and power

- All dragonborn are competitive

- All dragonborn are prideful to an extent

- All dragonborn crave to dominate others

- Dragonborn can communicate really well with out having to say much because of their sil being very similar

- The LDB is the descendent/grandchild of the Hero of Kavatch.

- Dragonborn can resist shouts to an extent

Things said in my college class as Ghost quotes

“You young ones and your fancy music”-Nihil

“Why can I smell burning. OH SHIT ITS ME”-Dew

“Do NOT decapitate Jesus under any circumstance”-Sister Imperator

“Rodents aren’t misunderstood, people are just wrong.”-Copia

“I’d hit mick jagger with my car, but I can’t drive”-Terzo

“They are growing Brussel sprouts in the rooftop garden, DISGUSTING”-Secondo

*on the floor sobbing*“IM GOING TO COMMIT WAR CRIMES”-Aether

“I’m a Jack of all trades and a master of…maybe like three?”-Swiss

“I may be gay but I do have standards, low ones, but standards none the less”-Cirrus

“I need a cup of tea before I launch my window out a window…Wait???”-Rain

“I’m wearing shoes and it’s the governments fault”-Mountain

I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts. 

May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.

I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.