Thinking "haha What If I Jokingly Shipped Them" Is Your Last Chance To Get Out Btw

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yknow what fuck it it's 2021 no more arguing if i see you calling an abused and experimented on and killed refugee child a special chosen one story then i'm straight up just attacking you

Shhh don't tell anyone, but I was anonymous.

These are the headcanons I sent

1) Every time he's streaming, without fail, Jamie at some point interrupts and says something like "oh you're doing the twitchy again".

2) The Doctor doesn't know how he can possibly react to "the twitchy". The viewers love Jamie's shenanigans and wish he would stay on the stream more often.

3) 11 frequently shows up in chat as "fezzesRcool" to complement 2's bowtie

4) The Master (in any incarnation) has watched every single minute of every single stream but has never donated, commented or interacted with the stream in any way beyond watching it because they don't wanna get caught.

5) Every time 2 says "oh my giddy aunt" the viewers die a little on the inside and wish he would just swear like a normal person.

6) 2 has no idea what the donations are but he knows the viewers like it when he plays the flute every time it happens.

7) Nobody knows what his channel is about because every stream is so vastly different from the last. Somehow it still gathers a large following that tunes in often because it's fun every time.

8) How did 2 learn to set up Twitch? And then stream?? Nobody knows. It's more a mystery than his name is.

I feel kinda ~stupid~ because I sent an ask first with the headcanons instead of just reblogging the post in the first place oops...

Um. The 2nd Doctor was in my dream yesterday, but uh he was a Twitch streamer? I don't know what to do with this information. Uh I have headcanons forming but like, I'm in shock?

This ask made me laugh for hours.

Also, just to add to your headcanon (which is valid and you should pursue its creation)

He does a skit in every stream where if he receives a donation he plays the flute.

He's dressed with that obnoxious fur coat and big diva sunglasses.

His stream is just him criticizing the economic system and capitalism for 14 and a half hours each day

Theory: The people who simp for Ganondorf also now simp for General Radahn

Stephen: I’m not getting into any more stupid debates with you!

Tony: water is not wet

Stephen: how the fuck is water not wet?! IT’S WATER-

cardi c my bestest friend ever

♠️these boys ace!♠️

Could you share some of your pre-scarlet rot Radahn HCs with us? Idk if you write for him but I’ve been thinking about him a lot lately, so maybe some fluff or general romance HCs would help with the brain rot <33

I have written a little fic about Radahn and an OC before but it is... very much Not Happy (please mind the content warning) so lemme go ahead and write some happy headcanons!

Radahn With An S/O: Headcanons

Cuddles? Hugs? Snuggles? Oh, Radahn has his partner covered; he's a very physically affectionate person, and he'll take any opportunity he can get.

He's not one to be shy about PDA either; he won't go overboard if there are other people around, of course, but he'll still wrap an arm around his partner or hold them close.

(Of course, he'd tome it down if he was asked, though. Partner's comfort and happiness are his number one priority; he wouldn't do anything they're uncomfortable with.)

Kisses from Radahn are full-on, firm but not overly rough; he wraps his arms around his lover's waist, bends or kneels so that he can reach their lips or simply lifts them up in his strong arms, presses their lips together hard enough to take his partner's breath away.

He's a warrior, and honestly, he's gonna wrestle with his partner (affectionately.) Of course, he tones it down depending on his partner's level of strength; he'd never hurt them!

If his partner has any interest in battling, he delights in sparring with them, or depending on their skill level, teaching them magic or swordfighting.

(If they're up for it, he'll make little bets with them: if they win, he'll do whatever they want, and vice versa. It can definitely lead to some fun situations!)

He's very protective. If his partner isn't a fighter themself, he'll do everything he can to keep them safe... even when they don't really need kept safe. (He can't help himself, he just wants them to be okay...)

And if he thinks his partner is in danger, thinks they're in any trouble at all, he's more than ready to go to war for them. Anyone who would harm his love will know the wrath of General Radahn!

(...he can be immediately soothed from these rather dramatic rants by a little kiss on the lips from his partner; he immediately gazes at them with soft eyes, holding them close and kissing their forehead and becoming distracted—)

Even when he's had a long day, he'll pamper his partner, wanting to spoil them in kisses and shoulder rubs as he asks how their day was and how they're doing...

He'll let them reciprocate if they ask, let them take care of him too, but it can take some convincing. He's usually the one taking care of others; being taken care of takes some getting used to!

...however... he does really, really like having his long red locks played with, brushed, and braided. He could easily be lulled to sleep solely by his partner's fingers stroking through his hair.

He's grateful for them; always grateful. He's very vocal about his love for his partner, telling them he loves them multiple times a day, always doing so before they go to sleep at night.

One of his favourite things is to go horse riding with his partner; their arms wrapped around his frame as they ride through the more scenic areas of the Lands Between.

Getting married to Radahn would be a spectacle. The entirety of Redmane Castle would be decorated in its finest, so many people invited to take part in the celebration; he would make sure his partner had whatever they wanted, could wear whatever they wanted, the works.

Speaking of celebrations; this man can absolutely party, and party hard. He can drink most people under the table and heartily laugh it off as though it's nothing.

...drunk Radahn is absolutely adorable though; extra cuddly, even more full of jokes than usual, slurring his way through telling the nearest person how much he adores his partner.

If he and his partner have or adopt a child... he's going to want to name said child Leonard if it's a boy or Leona if it's a girl, honestly. He's not unreasonable though, it can be discussed, but... it's definitely something he'd like a lot.

In general, Radahn's a fun and good-natured person, and this extends into his romantic relationships too; he'll always delight in making the one he loves smile, because there's no sight more beautiful to him.

They'll always be taken care of, always have everything they could ask for, and always be his priority; they won't go feeling unloved.

And thanks to their actions, their kindness, their affection and their genuine love... he feels more loved than he's ever felt before in his long life, too.