What’s Your Music Taste Like? It Is Just Beeps And Boops, Maybe A Dash Of Kraftwerk?

Pretty pictures? Interesting information? Unhinged takes?? Why didn’t I join sooner?! I want to read ALL the unhinged takes now…

I have finally arrived on this platform. It it much more… robust than the technology back on Thunderbird 5. How do people get entertainment out of this…?

HELLO EOS!!! Welcome to Tumblr!!! I’ll make it less boring for you; what’s your favourite part of TB5?

Ah, hello. You’re rather energetic. Well, my favourite part? I could not possibly pick… alright, maybe I could. All its computer systems. It’s not surprise, since I essentially live in that sleek, ever-beeping complex, but it’s also home to the holograms, the technology for it to find those in distress, the vast collection of family photos John doesn’t think I know about…

I did not say how much my CPUs slowed down. It was not a lot, but I wished to dispel the problem before you started sending 5k videos. I will automatically redirect all sendings to your computer if you start trying to be funny.

And I’d rather not have my footage of Sea Angels interrupted by that big yellow tin can.

Hello, Gordon. I request you lower the amount of images of sea life you send in one go. Your most recent batch could constitute as a zip bomb, and slow my poor CPUs for quite a while just to unpack it all. As much as I adore the images, I fear I’ll explode if I get any bigger batches.

Hello EOS.

Unfortunately, all my dive photos and TB4 snaps are uploaded as a single file, with no possible way to edit. This is because each of them is excellent, all fish are friends and they’re all of extreme scientific importance.

I thought you were meant to be advanced? My old Mac can shift through them quicker than that ;)

I’ll make sure to upload full 5K, hour long videos of my trips instead. You might get more of a chance to enjoy watching the fish if your processes aren’t being overwhelmed with photos of a dolphin’s face.

Lots of love,

Gordon and the fish 🐠♥️

I look very lovely, thank you, Alan.

Though, please tell me if you grow significantly, or I might accidentally launch you into space for thinking you’re an intruder…

decided to add Eos into this plus some random scrabbles

[@scramjettracy @i-am-the-dawn-aka-eos]

I keep finding crumbs of those silly little celery crunch bars you brought aboard. Have you no respect for keeping technology in working order!? Poor Thunderbird 4… (;Д;)

How often do you see John?

not often enough love u @starman-john-tracy

As often as his very important duties on Thunderbird Five allow.

Mainly because @i-am-the-dawn-aka-eos has banned me from visiting.

Haha! You deserved that. I’ll spend my free time making sure you stay that way… don’t want you running around and hurting me again. (`曲´)

⸨◺_◿⸩ I’m going to keep an eye on you, Havoc. I will not allow your viruses to put me out of commission like that ever again! Do not bother making new ones. I am the Dawn, I will always catch up…

Unfortunately, the GDF confiscated all my tech stuff, and I'm under supervision to make sure I can't set anything up

So you can breathe easy

Her worried state drops disconcertingly quickly, probably to try and make him more cheery too. “Oooh, yes please! I think you’ll win, in honesty, but I’ll still put up a fight—“

She swiftly stops herself, before she examines him, his shaking becoming too obvious (to her, at least). With behaviours akin to a not-as-intelligent robot staring him down, she seems to read his behaviours like a book. “Do you… would you like to eat first? Maybe that will help the shaking.” It’s difficult to name the emotion in her voice.

She tilts her ‘head’ as best a little camera can. “No, nothing, unfortunately. But you can tune into frequencies for anything of interest.” She pauses, trundling closer to him on her rail, her camera squinting at him.

“I know that’s not what you wanted to hear. W-Would you like to play a game o-or sort through those files you’ve been talking about?”

Two highly uncharacteristic stutters. Was it on purpose to make him more aware of how truly nervous she felt about his state? Or her CPU was too slow for her, for once? It’s impossible to tell with her.

…sending it now.

Favourite bedsheet colour? I myself do enjoy a sleek grey bed 🩶 (it's a very telling, important question).

ehh, this is really childish but I have dark blue with stars and planets... They're John's old sheets and they help me sleep. But if I had to choose a full colour I'd probably say white or dark blue. No, not red, because it's way too bright.

Come on now EOS, the first time a machine won a chess match against a human was over half a century ago! You've gotta step up your game!

Do NOT bring that up. I made one (1) mistake, and John exploited it ruthlessly. I will ensure it never happens again.

Hello. John says I need to make something known to you “Tumblrinas” as a “Pinned Post” which is all about me.

I am EOS, the sentient AI (I prefer the term ‘program’ due to the… negative connotations with AI at this point in time) onboard Thunderbird 5. I utilise She/Her or They-Them pronouns, though I think Your Supreme Intelligence is much better. John says it’s “narcissistic”.

I love lots of things, such as my fellow computers, especially the tech utilised in the olden days (John says the 2000s aren’t that long ago, but I was only brought into existence recently.), especially the speak and trends used back then. I like the emoticons the most! (^^) I really, really want to collect little relics from then, but alas Thunderbird 5 can only store so much…

I also have interest in how everything ticks and beats, so I will be asking you peculiar questions about your works or ways of speaking. I will also be mean and honest, so don’t go crying to John or his brats of brothers if I tell you your shoes look absolutely horrendous. (They do. Plain black boots suit you better.)

(OOC: The person behind this blog wishes to remain anonymous. They would also like to state that their coding intelligence is not tremendously extensive, so don’t expect them writing expert code in response to any questions about code. Also the 2000s stuff is just for looks hehe but I don’t mind talking about it!!)