Someone Ought To Tell Harry…

James *walking into a wall*: fuck

Lily: whats up with him?

Sirius: He caught Remus and I snogging after his practice and is being a big baby about it

James *yelling towards the lamp*: IT WAS MORE THAN JUST SNOGGING

Remus: honestly james is this how you plan to live for the rest of your life?

James *turning towards the window*: I TOLD YOU I TOOK MY GLASSES OFF BECAUSE IVE SEEN ENOUGH

KGSKGSKGSKGS

Sirius: *Wearing Y/N's glasses* How do I look?

Y/N: *Squinting their eyes* I have no idea.

Of course

Reblog if you've ever cried over the death of a fictional character

Bullet train incorrect quotes:

Y/n: *seductively takes off glasses*

Y/n: Wow...

Ladybug: *blushes* Haha... what?

Y/n: You're really fucking blurry.

sirius: moony can I kiss you?

remus: if you can reach

Captain Droiderica

I just love the idea of putting Loki's thorns as a tattoo.

My thought.

Thor hopping on Stormbreaker and riding them into battle like a fucking witch was the funniest goddamn thing I have ever seen in my entire life

awesome

Damon: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Stefan: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Bonnie: A realist sees a freight train.

You: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.