There Needs To Be A Cultural Shift In America Like Im Not Talking About Culture War Bullshit I Mean The

they call me "the guy who loves rocking back and forth" on account of how i love rocking back and forth

I miss the joy of watching a new episode of Agatha All Along every week!

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

My gift to @alecthewreck for The Breakroom 2024 Holiday Exchange Event.😊 I'm a sucker for soulmate AUs and I thought the prompt you gave sounded perfect for reed900💙💙

Thank you @thebreakroomds for hosting! I had a lot of fun💙

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no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself

I’VE BLOWN APART MY LIFE FOR YOU (gideon nav/kiriona gaia)

I am begging the FDA to require that companies CANNOT just put "spices" as an ingredient but have to label the spices.

"Spices" can mean "this has some oregano and black pepper in it" or it can mean "this has cumin cayenne and paprika and if you eat this you will be sick in bed in pain for a week" for me.

Seriously, this is an allergy issue and a huge oversight on the part of corporations.

Require detailed labeling of spices used in packaged foods NOW.

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

em dash is so fucking sexy. puts her in a paragraph 8 times.