The Pure Disappointment That Washes Over Me Every Single Time This Happens Cannot Be Put Into Words

Get a load of this guy

not like us getting 3 grammys... when is drake going to crawl into a hole and die

so i made and account on tv tropes and it asked for my relationship status

i went over and was about to put in “single” or “it’s complicated” and, well..

i can’t deal anymore

I think I found the majority of my friend group in one post

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

collecting posts of this type

damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

the fact that reed900 is the second most popular dbh ship never fails to astound me... these guys have never interacted ONCE 😭 and Nines only appears in ONE specific ending for 5 seconds max. as a fandom we're either collectively insane or insanely creative

"Inshalla he will OD soon" fucking sent me