Something I Don’t See Talked About Much In This Fandom Is Kara And Her Fears And Worries… Like Ik

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

It is fantastic!

"Look, I know you don't sleep, but running into you in the middle of the night while I'm half asleep and you're recharging - or whatever it is you do when you just stand there like a fancy mannequin with your eyes closed - needs to stop or it'll give me a fucking heart attack at some point. Can't you just – do what you need to do – but like in a horizontal position?" Hank asked Connor and the android nodded immediately, a shy smile on his lips. "I apologize for any inconvenience I caused. I can absolutely do that, Hank."

Welcome to my headcanon universe for these two. This definitely happens after the peaceful ending of the android revolution. After a while and some events I may or may not write at some point Connor moves in with Hank and their friendship/grumpy dad and his android son relationship grows.

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It is lovely that China and America can agree on one thing.

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

@corpsesticks

babe, the way you explained the lore of your favorite game was fucking sexy. Now whip it out.

i can’t think about ferb or i get emotional about how phineas always makes sure to include him and even though they don’t talk so much the rest of the gang clearly enjoys his company and like. he’s a valued member of any group he’s in despite having a quieter presence. he has a flat affect but he isn’t made out to be emotionless. not even a little! he very much has a personality.

no one ever pushes him to talk more than he’s comfortable with. are there jokes about his quietness? sure. but they’re never mean. even in the group musical numbers! the kids perform a song together, but ferb doesn’t have to sing even when everyone else does, but he’s still there dancing / playing instruments with the rest of them. he’s included!!!

a lot of his lines are to share some fact that he thinks is interesting. he’s a genius. he’s a silly kid. he’s musically gifted. he wants to direct movies. he hates being interrupted.

basically ferb fletcher rocks

The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."