I Know The Discussion About Machine Connor Actually Being A Deviant Has Been Had A Million Times Before

I see your cute Connor, confused Connor, anxious Connor and relaxed Connor, and I raise you: SALTY CONNOR.

Connor who is done with everyone bitching about his forensic analysis equipment, and doesn't hesitate to make that known.

Connor who makes a point of calling Gavin a 'meat sack' for every 'tin can' he gets.

Connor who pretends to understand social protocols very selectively and only when it suits him.

Connor who assumes the most innocent of expressions while being deliberately rude to someone to confuse them into believing he didn't mean it.

Connor who answers "yes, and most likely better than you" whenever someone questions whether he can do something.

Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are

Hey beautiful 😼😘😍

Hi Lovebug🧡

his angy face looks so funnyyy, i love all the lttle details in here

you guys just drawing full comics and illustrations on this awful page that's so hard to do

The “That’s immoral you shouldn’t write that, we need to get that taken down” discourse on tiktok right now is PISSING ME OFFF

Wdym you want censorship for a literal ARCHIVE are you fucking stupid

Ao3 was literally founded to preserve works that were largely getting taken down due to censorship

Censorship is the opposite of what Archive of Our Own stands for

The TAGS and WARNINGS are there for a REASON. Use them and stop complaining

The universal rule—don’t like, don’t read

It’s THAT simple

How could he say that to him

Can anybody give these old-ass Democrats protest lessons? They're acting like they're still living in pre-2015 politics when the GOP gave a shit and wasn't deranged.

A member gets up and starts shouting: All get up and shout with him.

Don't walk out: MAKE them carry you all out, not shutting up the entire time. I'm serious, go limp, be dead weight.

Putin's Puppet says a provable lie: Everyone chant "LIE" in unison for a solid minute instead of holding pitiful little signs in front of a man who can't read above a 3rd grade level.

Have someone who knows ASL sitting with you, interpreting everything in full view.

If you're gonna hold signs, make them BIG like you're actually trying to do something. Have them in multiple languages.

Make other signs that say clever or cutting things that will make him rage for days. "DOESN'T OLD TRUMP LOOK TIRED?" or "PUPPET PRESIDENT" or "EVERYONE IS FACT-CHECKING THIS SPEECH TRUMP DIDN'T WRITE" or "THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES" or his current tanking approval rating next to a laughing emoji.

Make a stink every day in congress, throw as many bills as you can on the floor even if they go nowhere, look like you're trying.

Have someone, idk maybe someone you actually want to boost for President in 3 gd years, be your voice of opposition in the media, loudly complaining and telling the facts, every single day. Let the people know you're there!

How hard is this? There's probably better suggestions than mine if they actually hired seasoned protestors or behaviorists/psychologists or even the biggest teenage troll they can find on a messageboard.

The Emperor Has No Clothes. So fucking act like it.

Confession.

It is lovely that China and America can agree on one thing.

I misread the “7 month old” as 7 years old, so I was flabbergasted when I saw the photo 😭