She's So Pretty My GOD

hi on this early access eve can i introduce to you all my favorite new magnus crackship

annacelia

both annabelle and celia end up in the OIAR verse being pulled through reality - celia via however she got there and annabelle via hilltop road.

as the fears reshape, annabelle is cut off from the Web and she feels utterly lost and purposeless, maybe depressed, as she dedicated all of her life to the Web’s plans and now its gone. celia, meanwhile, has no context for any of this. she was okay then the apocalypse happened then these weird guys showed up and evidently they started it and now shes here. she’s lost too but in a much more literal sense.

the two of them meet. annabelle has the Knowledge of what happened and celia has the drive to make things better. annabelle gives her the context she needs and helps her find the OIAR where she can look for jon and martin.

and maybe they kiss

i love yuri

thinking about harvey stardew valley and being a rural country doctor with a caseload like:

guy who won’t accept any diagnosis except “you have consumption and need to go to the seaside for your health”

woman who asks what gemstone he would prescribe for her UTI

guy who spends half the day trying to give himself a concussion and the other half trying to blow out his hearing on his guitar

two people who have struggled with alcoholism for years but reject all of his resources for it UNTIL someone gifts them alcohol biweekly for a year straight and suddenly their lives turn around

guy who will not stop mailing people bombs but in a friendly way and like this just isn’t on the PTSD screener??

guy who won’t stop asking him vague but increasingly bizarre questions about the safety of truffle oil

woman who EATS ROCKS

and also there’s a fucking wizard. what’s up with that. how often do you think the man goes “why did i get an MD why didn’t i just train to be a wizard i didn’t even know that was an option” while performing emergency surgery on this one farmer who won’t stop picking fights with ACTUAL MONSTERS

women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)

can everybody be quiet im working on my tma au where everything’s the same except theyre american now

im still thriving from the fact blizz put that princess bride line in like DANG THEY GOT MY NUMBER

Odysseus: My real wife knows I don’t have a daughter!

The siren: I mean that could’ve changed by now :/

Odysseus: … aw fuck

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Odysseus: Hey Zeus before you send me to my doom can you tell me if I’ve been misgendering my child

Zeus:

Zeus: What?

They’re mortal enemies, your honor

Im thinking about this

thanks @tranquil-slaughterhouse

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO GODDAMN DISGUSTING PIECE OF VILE SWEATY SAGGY RUBBERY PUFFY SKIN COQUETTISH POSH BASTARD BIGGEST CLOWN WORST MASCOT SHITTEST COLOUR SCHEME HORRIBLE SHAPE MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD MUTALISE MYSELF SO HE DOESN'T GET THE SATISFACTION I WOULD DISSOLVE MYSELF IN ACID OR FEED MYSELF TO THE OCEAN SO I DON'T HAVE TO DIE BY HIS HANDS IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD BREAK HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS I WOULD RIP HIS RUBBERY SKIN APART AND HIS SKIN WOULD BURST LIKE THE WORST KIND OF WATER BALLOON I WOULD BECOME MORE OF A MONSTER THAN HIM IF IT MEANS KILLING HIM MOTHERFUCKING RUBBERY PIECE OF UNTWINKABLE SWEATY CLOWN MR FUCKING WANTS TO STAY WITH HIS STUPID HAT HIS UGLY FUCKING HAT I HOPE IT BURNS I HOPE HE BURNS AND THE SMELL OF BURNING RUBBER WILL BE A SYMPHONY FOR MY SENSES TO MARK THE DAY MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO FINALLY DIES

It’s scrimblo from my video games!

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