Isn’t It Messed Up I’m Just Dying To Be Himmmm

my name is other dude and im evil

big fan of the yorksey ship bc theyre both your evil ex in 2 different fonts. ny your evil ex who has no emotion and does not care if you live or die he has no soul left his hobbies are CHAINSMOKING and MISERY. nj your evil ex convinced his mediocre emo band is god's gift to earth and that wearing baggy teeshit baggy jeans makes him the next indie icon his hobbies are CHAINSMOKING and GASLIGHTING. they deserve each other becayse theyre TERRIBLE!

Texas ! (He looking at his boy Austin)

Head cannon that Austin is his son/kid

He wanted to be a dad so badly because of his dad’s absence and lack of being there for Texas when he was a child. Having Austin gives the ability to be the father his wasn’t.

pope Francis literally rose from the deathbed just to tell JD Vance to eat shit and then died on Easter. a true diva until his end.

Illi inspired by the „Heathers“ movie poster <3

What do you mean I need to write if i want to be an author

“Bwahaha people love to say they go on hikes but what they really mean is they’ve gone on one hike in the past 5 years isn’t that so stupid” OH MY GOD! Who cares! Not me! Please tell me hobbies you’ve enjoyed only once! Tell me hobbies you think about doing and haven’t even started! Tell me hobbies you do every day!

what do you know?