Time Machine Built Into Tumblr?

What are some genderfluid alternatives to ranch?

feels like home

C o l l a g e c r e a t e d b y m y s e l f a n d w h i c h I t i t l e d . . . " 𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒆 "

I tried not to make a sound but to them the lack of self-confidence wriggling in my head around is deafening.

They're just sitting on the window sill....staring at me.

"The next time you observe an American robin in your yard, notice how they curiously tilt their heads. They do this to listen for juicy worms."

wake up babe the robins can hear your brainworms and they're after you

It only took me 4 months to do step 1.

a ukulele and a revolver with one bullet in it played with a massive grin.

The Salt lake temple isn't even the best temple in Utah. If you're going to visit Utah, go to the national parks like Bryce Canyon or Arches National Park. There is nothing else worthwhile in this godforsaken state. (I would know. I currently live in Utah.) If you're going to visit Nebraska, maybe take a trip to Joslin Art Museum or Lincoln, and ask a local where good food is. Nebraska is better to live in than to visit(there is basically nothing to do if you don't live there). Iowa has some nice hiking trails such as the Lewis and Clark trail which I used to enjoy. The land itself isn't too bad especially near the river but as far as tourism goes there really isn't much to do even if it can be relaxing in the right time of year. No idea why you'd visit a baseball field in the literal most boring part of Iowa or why it's popular enough to make this list? It's not even in a good part of Iowa lmao. The best part of Iowa is on the border with Nebraska. Corn palace was at least basically the only fucking worthwhile thing to do in....wait what the fuck seriously? South Dakota has beautiful lakes and amazing trails and you visit a fucking random building with corn taped to its sides in the middle of god damn nowhere. Its proximity to a highway is not an excuse. I've been there. It's a literal waste of time. Perfect definition of tourist trap. The only redeeming attribute of Wyoming is the Yellowstone area and maybe the mountains. At least the bean is in Chicago. If you're in Chicago you're already in one of the most interesting parts of Illinois and have access to much better attractions. But the Mall of America? The Mall of America is way too far out there to even consider visiting even if you lived in Iowa lmao. Enjoy your 5 hour car ride to the middle of a state there is literally nothing to do or see in. If it were in literally any other state no one would fault it. It's basically just not worth the drive. Worth noting the only two ones in states i mentioned i have not been to are Carhenge and Field of dreams, because having lived in both of those states i know enough to say they're both not worth the effort.

Since somehow this website is less of a cesspool than twitter even with 90% of its userbase gone and there is literally no other social media platform actually suited to posting completely random thoughts with zero refrain I dug out this 10 year old account to do exactly that.

the sudden urge to put on mouse ears and a maid outfit so you can go around making mouse based puns while cleaning the house

"Mouse-keeping!" "Cheesed to meet you! Have I seen you before?" "This one's on the mouse!" "I'll leave it squeaky clean!" "Mice to see you!"

I'll be adding more as I think of them, I'm hoping to create an encyclopedia of mouse puns.

I remember the before times. They feel like a distant dream.

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing