Reminds Me Of The Time I Was Keeping Time To The Air Conditioner In College. It Operates In 2/2 Time

If I am elected president I promise to kill the president.

the sudden urge to put on mouse ears and a maid outfit so you can go around making mouse based puns while cleaning the house

"Mouse-keeping!" "Cheesed to meet you! Have I seen you before?" "This one's on the mouse!" "I'll leave it squeaky clean!" "Mice to see you!"

I'll be adding more as I think of them, I'm hoping to create an encyclopedia of mouse puns.

This is a genuinely impressive edit.

gotta be honest as someone who suffers from depersonalization and derealization(symptoms of dissociation), I'm not sure how to feel about using derealization as a tag in the surrealist/liminal/weirdcore communities. On the one hand it might mean I'm not the only one which is both comforting and disheartening, and a lot of liminal spaces do trip the same feelings in normal people.

On the other it's a pretty miserable state of mind to be in and i'm not sure it should be treated like an aesthetic. Some have suggested to me that the reason i don't enjoy the state is that i don't have control over it but I don't think they feel as distant as i do. I don't expect anything to come of these conflicted feelings.

There isn't much i want anyways.

Samus Aran (Metroid Series)

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

two words: watermelon pie

it contains the quantum essence of children's mathematical metaphors you can order as many as you need AND slice it twice without making more than 2 cuts (slice the melon, slice the pie, twice sliced and twice as shy)

Maple syrup

What are some genderfluid alternatives to ranch?

"The next time you observe an American robin in your yard, notice how they curiously tilt their heads. They do this to listen for juicy worms."

wake up babe the robins can hear your brainworms and they're after you

I have no idea what this lettuce is doing here but the rest is cute.

https://www.instagram.com/sotce?igsh=MThjMTAwOGFrZnU1Mg==