What If We Kissed In The Field Of Eyes?

Wait until the general public finds out that AI are literally just teeming masses of n-dimensional vectors you can trick into being horny

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the sudden urge to put on mouse ears and a maid outfit so you can go around making mouse based puns while cleaning the house

"Mouse-keeping!" "Cheesed to meet you! Have I seen you before?" "This one's on the mouse!" "I'll leave it squeaky clean!" "Mice to see you!"

I'll be adding more as I think of them, I'm hoping to create an encyclopedia of mouse puns.

its a moral obligation to kiss boymoders and call them cute girly names until they HATCHf

A MORAL OBLIGATION!

What the fuck this is fire

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

Samus Aran (Metroid Series)

addickted

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

Thoughts on the weak nuclear force?

I try not to

I assure you every part of my body is a masochist but my brain knows vaping is cringe