Tony, Calling At 3am: But Can You Stick To A Non-stick Pan

Petting

*INTJ and ENFP petting a puppy. The puppy begs for more and ENFP obliges*

INTJ: Hmm... I wonder why animals like being petted all the time? Does is really that good?

ENFP: why don't you try it for yourself and find out?

*ENFP fiendishly smiles at INTJ*

INTJ: What? What are you --?

*ENFP pets INTJs head*

ENFP: So, how is it?

INTJ: Ahem. ... Well... It's ok.

INTJ: I mean it does feel good but it's nothing someone will be addicted to.

ENFP: Well, there you have it.

*ENFP stops petting INTJ*

INTJ: oh I'm sorry... Did I say 'stop'?

INTJ: Now do it again and this time tell me I'm 'a good boy'.

The Dark Side of the MBTI

INTJ: Join the dark side.

ENFP: We have cookies!

INTJ: People will die.

ENFP: of Fun!

INTJ: We also have good health benefits.

ENFP: HEALTH BENEFITS!

What INTJs do with ENFPs

I found this in an MBTI group on Facebook btw

The prophecy came true!! XD

The husky is so done with the fox’s bs 😂

Guys Night Out

ENFJ: Since the girls ain't here, why don't we talk about what kind of woman we are attracted to?

ENFJ: I'll start! ... I like a woman who knows how to cook my favorite meals and likes the same king of music as I do.

ENTP: hmm.... I guess a girl who would laugh at my jokes and have a rocking hot bod. Oh! And a freak in the bed!

INTP: I'm not really sure myself. But she's got to be pretty and caring.

ENFJ: What about you, INTJ?

INTJ: ... A beautiful face and big boobs...

ENFJ: Whoa! INTJ! I never would've guessed!

ENTP: Yeah, I mean it would've been fine if it was me but-

INTP: it's just so unlike you, you know?

INTJ: Oh... Yeah... It is kinda weird, isn't it?

INTJ: then I shall change my answer...

INTJ: Someone who loves me with all her heart and has a beautiful face and big boobs. .... and No penis....

Everyone: Yes!

Omega Bradu Outraw

OTP!!!

this is how you protect your healers

You said you wanted fries with that burger

When I accidentally show my emotions

Dad76: I’m here to Kick Ass and make puns.... and I’m all out of puns.