this could be us if you would stop playing???
picture this: it’s your second week at the commission. your boss is a fucking fish. your coworkers are way too friendly. your higher-ups’ biggest concern is a random ex-employee who you’ve never met, her next being her fashion game. and her daughter is just running around wreaking absolute havoc.
and then one day the meanest 13-year old you’ve ever seen in your life walks in, finishes his case in 10 minutes, and immediately after gets recognized as the best worker in the room full of adults.
im quitting on the spot wbu
Mama, a girl behind u
We live laugh love Hayley Williams in this household
This next song is about sucking dick for cocaine MCR tickets
she ticket on my master till i fucking murder an executive for these prices
you're laughing. The umbrella academy's final season destroyed every character's personal growth and semi-healed traumas, left huge plot-holes, completely abandoned some of it's most beloved side characters that were crucial in previous seasons and you're laugh-oh. You're crying. My bad. Go ahead. Let it out. Understandable.
no but seriously. when mcr5 does get released i think i'll:
cry
laugh like a maniac
jump off the walls
cry until i can't breathe (in a good way)
just fucking die
spontaneously combust
i know it will only be one of these things
"im a top" "im a bottom" ok we'll ive spent the night dancing, im drunk i suppose, if it looks like im laughing im really just asking to leave this alone
my pronouns are they/he/it/the/fucking/pentagon