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we have harry potter already we have no purpose for rowling
my first popular post
I keep remembering how L was supposed to be an unattractive character but here we are. that raccoon has acquired so many people who are horny for for him.
I LOVE YOUR JK SMAU SO FREAKING MUCH
do you have recs for other jk/bts smau authors? wip is fine!!!!!!
THANK YOUUU AAAAHH😘😘😘
i do have a few recs (i read smaus and forget them the next day i’m sorry) BUT HERES SOME OF NY FAVS
WENT THROUGH YOUR PHONE by @firebettercallnct is just ugahwoxybwkziwb. i deadass go back to that fic every month it’s not even funny, i’m THAT obsessed with it all the characters are so nicely put IDK ITS JUST AMAZING. please read if you won’t regret it!!
any post @smaubts posts is a gift from god itself in not joking dude. they took a break but i’m so happy they’re back 🥹🥹 they play a big part of me and this account tbh!!! go and support their new story u won’t regret it
less of you, do it again, and love formula by @kimnjss are another amazing smaus that i once again reread whenever i have the time. they have a lot of fics and smaus to read and i’m 100% sure y’all will enjoy it no matter what!!
tainted, please love me, casual, and left on read by @muniimyg are more smaus that will make u fall inlove with the boys i’m not lying. the author just portraits the boys so well and that makes the fics amazing i again reread them all the time LMAAOOOO
papercuts by @strawbearytae is another smau that i will never get tired of reading ugskwoxjwnskwk. the fic is not over just yet so waiting for new chapters to drop is an amazing feeling idk how to explain it LOOOLL. she’s an amazing writer and i love her and her work!!! go support minnn:))
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I have been waiting all year to post this.
I have been waiting all year to post this.
I keep remembering how L was supposed to be an unattractive character but here we are. that raccoon has acquired so many people who are horny for for him.
So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.
Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!
The unprecedented amount of trauma in the plot trenches.
Ruby van Omerta (How to Get My Husband On My Side) • Raeliana McMillan (Why Raeliana Ended Up at the Duke's Mansion) • Katarina Claes (My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom) • Aristia la Monique (The Abandoned Empress) • Penelope Eckhart (Villains Are Destined to Die) • Aileen Lauren d'Autriche (I'm the Villainess, So I'm Taming the Final Boss) • Maximilian Calypse (Under the Oak Tree) • Florentia Lombardi (I'll Be the Matriarch in This Life)
get kissied :3
*MWAH* ♡~
You just got kissied!! RB to totally kissy your friends!! <3
I like biting mushrooms. I dont like their flavour much tho.
I feel like we’re due for more food discourse
IM REREADING THIS AND JUST NOTICED ADRIEN'S SHIRT HES A BTS STAN YES!!!
Spoiler Alert: They Won.
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Rajasthan does not want anyone from the space to visit them
"Greetings to the Universe in 55 Different Languages", a poem compiled out of messages from the Voyager spacecraft
late update but I finished it soon after and felt very accomplished.
I am in the middle of the 3rd truly devious novel and I have come to the conclusion that Call Me Charles is sus
oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
PLEASE I NEED THIS
Two years?! I’m in!
for the love of god dont eat rangoli colors they are just dyed sand and rocks
I know it's sand but I want to eat it
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both are equally obsessive towards each other but Adrien's obsessiveness is often since he is a male.
Every Marinette antis is using Marinette sniffing Adrien against her and everyone forgot Chat sniffed Ladybug too and everyone is pretending like that never happened, but they are using the same thing against Marinette daily. It's always good to see you, Double Standards.
Day 25 Favorite Monster Girl. Nagas. Who knew they’d be so fun to draw? Especially with their colors. Also I really like doing the henna designs.
loki: thor u absolute ho
A concept: Asgardian men do not show skin (A slightly cracktastic take, mostly from the POV of Loki)
A concept: Asgardian men do not show skin (A slightly cracktastic take, mostly from the POV of Loki)
A concept: Asgardian men do not show skin (A slightly cracktastic take, mostly from the POV of Loki)
A concept: Asgardian men do not show skin (A slightly cracktastic take, mostly from the POV of Loki)
Asgardian men wear full body armour, and will not be seen without a full body armour or a fully covering clothing set when they’re in public or receiving guests at home.
With the manner in which Asgardian men insist on covering their bodies (except maybe arms), one could say that Asgardian men never show their ankles as well. Like Victorian era ladies. It’s scandalous for an honourable Asgardian man to be seen in public in less than 4 layers of clothing, or with his legs or feet showing. Arm exposure is kind of allowed but frowned upon. It’s wholly not allowed in times of official ceremonies or celebrations.
They may only show their hands. So that any interested party may asses how capable they are before approaching them.
Well-groomed hands = good boi.
Asgardian women, on the other hand, can expose skin, no issue.
But men? *LE GASP*
Notice how Thor usually covers his arms when in Asgard. But on Midgard he exposes them fully. Like a ho.
Loki always covers up, like a man of high breeding. He even wears gloves sometimes.
On Midgard (say post Avengers AU? I like everyone alive tyvm), Loki is horrified to see that men expose their bodies so much. He almost goes into shock.
Thor takes him out to shop, as he’s now touted as the expert in all things Midgardian. Loki criticises all these shops Thor frequents for the scraps that he calls clothes. No wonder he looks like homeless man in his Midgardian garb.
SUCH TRAVESTY!
Loki asks them (shops) about bespoke tailoring and they refuse. THEY REFUSE? HOW DARE!
Loki is not happy. He curses these shops and their ancestors to Helheim and comes home without a single item bought. They had things in his size, but not in his taste. An enormous mistake.
All through the way back home Thor can be heard uttering long-suffering sighs, as if he’s holier than Loki.
No, Thor is one of those utterly shameless people who love to show off their bodies. He kept the tendency to show off at bare minimum in Asgard, owing to the social norms, but on Midgard, he has completely lost himself to this blatant mockery of their culture. What a ho ho ho.
Loki never forgets to slut shame Thor when he so unashamedly exposes his feet in the Avengers tower or when he’s receiving guests, wearing that godforsaken footwear called flip-flops!
BY THE NORNS!
Thor tries to defend himself. Tries…
Thor: I’m on Midgard! I can wear what I want! Show more skin, be more comfortable, sweet Valhalla!
Loki: You no good hussy! I’m telling mother!
Thor: I’m not even showing my whole feet!
Loki: No one will agree to court you in Asgard! They’d have to get you a bride from Muspelheim maybe.
Thor: As if you received any visitations from anyone! Your dance card was nearly empty last time we had a celebration!
Loki: It was out of choice! I was spying on a group of diplomats!
Thor: How come I didn’t know?
Loki: Because you’re not good at subterfuge, you oaf!
Thor: You’re just covering up for bad performance at receiving courtship!
Loki: Even if I am, you’re still a hussy! Showing off your feet and arms as if it’s not a bother to other.
Thor: It is NOT!
Loki: My eyes burn from the sight of your ungainly limbs! What is next? Uncovering your chest? Thighs? The whole sickening body of yours!
Thor: Meanwhile you keep sweating under all that armour or ten layers of leather.
Loki: I DON’T SWEAT!
[AN INTENSE SCUFFLE HAPPENS, WHERE NEARLY ALL THE FURNITURE OF THE COMMON ROOM IS DESTROYED, WHILE THE OTHER AVENGERS JUST WATCH, DUMBFOUNDED]
[NOT TONY STARK, THOUGH, HE’S SITTING IN A CORNER, NURSING A DRINK AND CURSING HIMSELF FOR ALLOWING THESE WEIRDOS IN THE TOWER]
(This is what comes out of my brain when I have to work on academic papers and can’t work on my fanfictions. Hence, I’m going to make everyone suffer with me by posting this nonsense. Some of you have already seen a rough version of this. Poor Souls.)
Tagging everyone and their mom:
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actually when I was in 8th grade and obsessed with twilight my master plan as a twilight vampire was to sit around in famous shipwrecks like the super deep ones where they can only send robots with cameras from their submarines and when they sent one down i’d be sitting there, pretending to drink out of an old tea cup you know for the drama of it all and the guys in the submarine would know what they saw and that it was real footage but who else would believe them? no one important.
but it didn’t stop there. at the next party they threw to celebrate one of their latest finds, some museum-y banquet idk I was 13, I was going to show up. I was going to show up and make eye contact with them one at a time from across the room and they were going to lose their goddamn minds and then before the volturi could catch wind i was gonna be back in the ocean. how could they find me?
the drama. the theatrics. i can’t believe i didn’t realize i was gay right then but that’s another story, also involving vampires,
the ao3 lyric video strikes again
Part three, everybody!
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