Those Beholding Lads Sure Do BE HOLDING EACHOTHER 👀

Those Beholding Lads Sure Do BE HOLDING EACHOTHER 👀

Those Beholding lads sure do BE HOLDING EACHOTHER 👀

(get it?? Get it??)

(... I was gonna write something sappy or edgy under this and instead my Gremlin brain went for a joke... soooo)

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1 year ago
Jonelias Thesis Statement
*sighs dreamily* what is wrong with him
A series of angry, crying bloody ms paint stick figures surrounding text reading 'girlies when the monstrous character just wants to be loved and accepted while getting to remain a monster'
ESH. You're both just enabling each other's mental illnesses. You're perfect for each other. Never change. Just never involve anybody else in what you've got going on.
So horny I need to be molded like clay into a perfectly ornate vase but intentionally given an air pocket so I explode in the kiln
"stabbing as a penetration metaphor is so old and predicatable [rolling eyes emoji]" oh yeah i forgot that's why everyone things that butter on bread is trite and passe and not one of the monst fundamentally fulfillying and comforting culinary combinations known to man. You idiot. You fucking rube.
wow what a pretty boy... he would look beautiful writhing in pain and crying in agony
"I don't excuse the actions of this character--" well I do. I kiss them about it directly on the mouth. I think they should have done worse things. I think that would have been funny.
sorry for seeing the divine in the monstrous. not my fault.

sorry for making the divine monstrous. that one is my fault i take full credit for it.

jonelias thesis statement

1 year ago
Bridesmaids, 1950s

Bridesmaids, 1950s

1 year ago

Ref Recs for Whump Writers

Violence: A Writer’s Guide:  This is not about writing technique. It is an introduction to the world of violence. To the parts that people don’t understand. The parts that books and movies get wrong. Not just the mechanics, but how people who live in a violent world think and feel about what they do and what they see done.

Hurting Your Characters: HURTING YOUR CHARACTERS discusses the immediate effect of trauma on the body, its physiologic response, including the types of nerve fibers and the sensations they convey, and how injuries feel to the character. This book also presents a simplified overview of the expected recovery times for the injuries discussed in young, otherwise healthy individuals.

Body Trauma: A writer’s guide to wounds and injuries. Body Trauma explains what happens to body organs and bones maimed by accident or intent and the small window of opportunity for emergency treatment. Research what happens in a hospital operating room and the personnel who initiate treatment. Use these facts to bring added realism to your stories and novels.

10 B.S. Medical Tropes that Need to Die TODAY…and What to Do Instead: Written by a paramedic and writer with a decade of experience, 10 BS Medical Tropes covers exactly that: clichéd and inaccurate tropes that not only ruin books, they have the potential to hurt real people in the real world. 

Maim Your Characters: How Injuries Work in Fiction: Increase Realism. Raise the Stakes. Tell Better Stories. Maim Your Characters is the definitive guide to using wounds and injuries to their greatest effect in your story. Learn not only the six critical parts of an injury plot, but more importantly, how to make sure that the injury you’re inflicting matters. 

Blood on the Page: This handy resource is a must-have guide for writers whose characters live on the edge of danger. If you like easy-to-follow tools, expert opinions from someone with firsthand knowledge, and you don’t mind a bit of fictional bodily harm, then you’ll love Samantha Keel’s invaluable handbook


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1 year ago
“I’m Sure He’s Watching From His Office. Grinning From Ear To Ear.”

“I’m sure he’s watching from his office. Grinning from ear to ear.”


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9 months ago

i just think jonelias is abt sexless sex i think we all need to cool it w the e rated fics bc the most compelling thing abt them is how they're staring at each other from opposite ends of a comically large dining table and that's sex to them

1 year ago
Monster Jon. He Will Bite Elias

Monster Jon. He will bite Elias

1 year ago

hey mel... why's ur grandad kinda.......... y'know...........

1 year ago
Local Man Makes Out With Skull Of Dead 19th Century Lover

local man makes out with skull of dead 19th century lover

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2 years ago
Happy One Year Anniversary Of MAG200! 👁

Happy One Year Anniversary of MAG200! 👁

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