Soap is a pervert this. No, Soap is a hopeless romantic that. Well what if he’s both. Utterly and completely in love with his woman, so in love that he can’t help BUT be perverted when it comes to her. Yes he comes home with flowers, but while you’re bending over to smell them he’s humping your ass, getting off to you absolutely loving the flowers. He takes you to your favorite restaurant on your anniversary, the atmosphere all romantic and intimate. He’s staring at you like you placed the very stars in the sky, his voice a little shaky as he rattles on about how beautiful you are and how lucky he is to have you. Your eyes are dewy from his little speech and he can’t help but chub up a bit because he loves how you look when you cry. He drops to his knees as he’s done plenty of times before, taking your hands as he looks at you. There’s a ring in his pocket and a pair of your worn panties in the other.
A/N: abrupt ending I literally just had to get this out my head 😭
hairy chests. you agree. reblog
at the end of the day im just a boy who wants to be held by big muscular arms
If any one of the 141 blokes suggests using that new remote controlled little pink vibrator on you just for fun tonight while you meet up with the others at the pub—don't do it. Do not, under any circumstances, trust them.
It's a fucking trap.
I will elaborate shortly.
regulus supported all of barty’s rights and wrongs but the moment he found out that barty let a house elf take the blame for his fuck up and get fired, it was on sight
Credit to: user
do you want me to put that fictional man in a situation for you miss
hey just a few points since this place is growing:
if you see bots account under my posts (or anyone's for that matter), do not interact. There's a few kinds like porn bots (most often), donation bots and rage bait bots, don't reply don't message them. BLOCK and report.
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The tumblr faq site has some cool tips to read.
Want to see mature content? you can enable “Show mature content” in your account settings, but this is only available on the web and android app.
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You can also make your own tags so you can easily find back your posts on your blog (example, I use "gummmyart" for all my art content, it also serves as a filter for others if they're just here for doodles")
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Use the "read more"/"keep reading" if you have a long post! It's the last icon after the poll icon whenever you make a new post. This make sure when someone reblog your post, they don't have to scroll like 4 minutes to go to another post xD You can adjust where to put the "read more" options by clicking on the left of the line with the 4 dots icon.
Soap is so the puppy
little snippet of the lads talking (wow!!) in chapter 6 of twbnt for wip wednesday 😏
any pronouns idgaf☆fruity☆here for the vibes cod♧marauders♧re8♧hazbin hotel♧helluva boss♧doctor who♧good omens
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