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Celebrate May 4th with my favorite Star Wars parody series of all time
I don’t normally start shipping characters from entirely different shows based on the fact they have similar names
But this one is speaking to me
It’s lesbian visibility week, so I thought I would shine a light on this cute little short film about two women from different species who love each other so much they regularly commit treason just to exchange gifts
Really strongly recommend making a playlist with of any random song you hear playing in a store, attached to a post on instagram, or you just find when searching for some other song, or any term that just pops into your head
It’s lesbian visibility week, so I thought I would shine a light on this cute little short film about two women from different species who love each other so much they regularly commit treason just to exchange gifts
Honestly I think Mark’s best bet was to tell Conquest that he missed, like, a dozen other versions of himself WAY more into fighting and murdering than he is, and then Conquest would just get really depressed
There’s a strange thing about memories—sometimes, they feel like the only thing we have left. I close my eyes, and I can still see my family sitting around the dinner table, laughing at a joke my uncle made. I can still hear my mother calling me to come inside before it gets too late. I can still feel the warm sun on my face as I walked home from school, thinking about my next big dream.
Now, those moments feel like they belong to another life. The streets aren’t the same. The people aren’t the same. And I—I don’t know if I’m the same either. But I hold onto those memories so tightly because they remind me of who I am, of the love I’ve known, of the warmth that still exists somewhere in this world.
If you’re reading this, take a moment to appreciate the little things. Hug your family. Send a message to an old friend. Step outside and take a deep breath of fresh air. 🌿 These are the moments that matter. These are the things that make life beautiful.
No matter where life takes me, I’ll never stop cherishing the love that shaped me. And I hope, wherever you are, you never stop appreciating the love around you too. 💙
Honestly I think Mark’s best bet was to tell Conquest that he missed, like, a dozen other versions of himself WAY more into fighting and murdering than he is, and then Conquest would just get really depressed
A good number of characters died over the course of Arcane, but thanks to the establishment of an infinite multiverse, not only can we go absolutely wild with the sort of romance we can provide in place of a tragic fate, it also means that nobody can tell us it’s not canon
Eliot’s x Sky
Both pining for their bosses each of which are too preoccupied with a certain hunky inventor, perhaps their late night conversations venting out their frustrations will lead to something more
Maddie x Madame Margot
One is a ruthless cutthroat master of seduction, the other is a kind and caring woman in way over her head and must learn the value of teamwork if she’s going to make it out alive. Their heads will spin (and others will roll) as they find out exactly which is which
Kino x Loris
We don’t have much to go off of, but the illusion seemed like it was pretty convincing and anyone who Mel looks up to has got to be cool af, which means he deserves a boyfriend who is chill af, more than that, Loris is loyal courageous, and perhaps the most important quality for Kino in a partner, knows when they need to ****ing bail
Grayson x Amara
Heading a personnel security for a successful merchant, Grayson soon learns that the threats are far more dangerous than she was warned, and that the fascinating woman she’s been protecting is more than capable of dealing with them herself. Years of facing the flood of corruption in the enforcers have exhausted her efforts to influence them to adopt her own strong sense of justice, but perhaps it can soften the knife sharp edges of this sorcerous spy
Smeech x Salo
……. I have no idea how this got in here, I must have entered a fugue state or something, but uh, good for them?
I just finished I AM YOUR BEAST and among my main takeaways is that Harding, Byron and his wife are probably the best ot3 ever where you don’t know what any of the characters look like
I was going to amend this with the absolute galaxy-brained steamy romance that is ScarSteb, but it appears others have beaten me to it
Tobias x Ximena
Finding love again and helping each other mourn, they seem like they would be very gentle and sweet to each other. Would add a new layer to Caitlyn and Jayce’s sibling dynamic
Babette x Jericho
I actually don’t have a logical argument for this one, but if you’re looking for size difference, look no further
Isha x Ren
I’m putting on my “Isha is alive” truther hat for this one. Over a decade after the battle in Piltover, Ren is working in a clinic in Zaun specializing in Chemtech prosthetics, to try and make sure she does more good than her father did. A young woman starts coming in for maintenance for both of her prosthetic arms. She’s mysterious, always wearing a strange helmet with a bunny mask, only talking to people through sign language. She starts taking Ren around the city, showing her places to go dancing, where to get messy but delicious food, and the calm quiet places where they can be alone. Ren begins to truly fall in love with Zaun, it’s people, and one person in particular. One night, while she’s showing Ren a place among the Firelight bugs, the girl writes a name on the wall “Isha” and removes her mask. Her face is completely covered in glowing blue scars, she seems very self-conscious of them, but Ren tells her she is utterly beautiful and kisses her
"Birth is always horrible, God's gift to humans is he lets you forget it."
My question is if it was only eight children that were involved in the weasel incident where the hell did he get the twenty-seven number from? They don’t look like or are even very mathematically related, unless…
DAMN IT RICK FLAG HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING TO WEIRD AL WHILE READING THE DOSSIERS AGAIN?!
Man I love Galaxy Quest so much, it has got to be my favorite parody movie ever because it’s more than a parody. The best example is “by Grabthar’s hammer, by Suns of Warvan, you shall be Avenged”. When we think of parody, we think of taking something that takes itself seriously, and turning it into a joke, but with “Grabthar’s hammer” it’s the exact opposite. When it is first introduced, it is a corny, cheesy nonsense line that Alexander Dane despises because it’s stupid, humiliating, and wastes his talent. Yet when it comes time to comfort his greatest admirer in his final moments, he turns it into the beautiful line in the whole movie.
I would like to thank this character for the critical contribution she made to the Barrissoka fandom: sucking so much she fast-tracked Barriss’ redemption arc
On a more serious note, this probably is true. After spending her entire childhood being tortured in every way imaginable, it must have been utterly terrifying to learn that her tormentors might find yet another way to hurt her.
Been thinking a lot about Mass Effect again, and I always liked the idea that Jack only killed so many people because she was always in hostile environments filled with dangerous people, so when she’s put in a position that brings out her more protective side, she is utterly shocked, disgusted, and horrified by the realization that she is a GOOD PERSON
From the speculations I’ve seen exploring scenarios where Vi is transported to the universe in episode 7, I’ve seen two perspectives
The sad one; where her issues with guilt and self-doubt are worsened by a world that has everything she’s ever wanted and it’s the one where she died
And the happy one; where she gets to see who powder would have been, gets to see Vander and Mylo and Claggor
I feel bad that nobody seems to have realized the third funny perspective; that there are so many people there that she would reflexively punch in the face
We can’t erase our mistakes, none of us… Well Ekko can if he’s fast enough
Tobias x Ximena
Finding love again and helping each other mourn, they seem like they would be very gentle and sweet to each other. Would add a new layer to Caitlyn and Jayce’s sibling dynamic
Babette x Jericho
I actually don’t have a logical argument for this one, but if you’re looking for size difference, look no further
Isha x Ren
I’m putting on my “Isha is alive” truther hat for this one. Over a decade after the battle in Piltover, Ren is working in a clinic in Zaun specializing in Chemtech prosthetics, to try and make sure she does more good than her father did. A young woman starts coming in for maintenance for both of her prosthetic arms. She’s mysterious, always wearing a strange helmet with a bunny mask, only talking to people through sign language. She starts taking Ren around the city, showing her places to go dancing, where to get messy but delicious food, and the calm quiet places where they can be alone. Ren begins to truly fall in love with Zaun, it’s people, and one person in particular. One night, while she’s showing Ren a place among the Firelight bugs, the girl writes a name on the wall “Isha” and removes her mask. Her face is completely covered in glowing blue scars, she seems very self-conscious of them, but Ren tells her she is utterly beautiful and kisses her
I haven’t seen Red One and don’t plan to, so I don’t want to hate on it too much, but how DARE hollywood try to make that the most well known J.K. Simmons as Santa Claus movie
Nina: Damn it! I knew when I woke up yesterday and prayed to go swimming with a beautiful woman, I should have been more specific about the who and why
Been thinking a lot about Mass Effect again, and I always liked the idea that Jack only killed so many people because she was always in hostile environments filled with dangerous people, so when she’s put in a position that brings out her more protective side, she is utterly shocked, disgusted, and horrified by the realization that she is a GOOD PERSON
As crass and creepy as clayface was in his motivation and presentation, centering a class on Themysciran studies on the island’s unique status as a homonormative society doesn’t really sound like that bad of an idea
Creature Commandos Clayface pissed me off so much that I’m just going to assume that he sucks at Mortal Kombat
Life became tiring after the destruction of our operator, my father and I are working ourselves, and my father is unable to do this work because of his illness and old age, but we had to work on securing our family's food and drink, etc. There is another thing that hurts the heart, I have two brothers who study medicine in Egypt and have a dream of becoming doctors and need to pay their university fees 🙏🏼
Please donate at least to rebuild our operator 😔
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Alhamdulillah [praise be to God], this month, I am in the position to make a larger donation to Mahmoud Zatar's campaign:
[ID: A screenshot from GoFundMe. The screenshot displays that €500 have been donated to the campaign. End ID]
Anything that you can do to partially match the donation would mean a lot.
Thank you for all your support.
At this point, I’m not sure it’s possible to overstate Ekko’s genius. By the end, Viktor has communed with the very design of the fundamental forces of the universe, he has connected his mind to those of an entire city. And yet Ekko, in an effort to put a stop to this crisis, throws his newest invention at him, and shows Viktor something BEYOND HIS COMPREHENSION
The fluffifcation of Krypto the Superdog is one of the most genius design choices in comic book movie history. I would take a bullet for this dog, and I say that KNOWING it would be entirely pointless
Dandadan: the story of how a scrawny nerdy loser gains a friend group of popular good looking people, who all somehow have more gremlin energy than he does