Sometimes I Remember That All Lesbianism Is Named After 1 Really Gay Lady From 4000 Years Ago. Whether

it’s hot as fuck when someone isn’t afraid to show how much they want you

hououhuhg my god i love them sm

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

not the lavender soap

“If you were to ask me what Throne of Glass is about…

I’d say it’s about the epic journey of a teenage assassin in a corrupt kingdom.

But if you were to ask me on a deeper level, I’d say…

It’s about how small acts of kindness can change the outcome of the world.

Money to a barmaid, waiting an extra minute to shoot, a warning in a competition, a cloak in a cold dungeon, a message on a wall, sharing your lavender soap.”

it’s crazy how accessible waterboarding is. like, you can do it to yourself whenever you want and you don’t even have to go out and buy anything.

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

— Jenny Slate, Little Weirds